[新聞] 他和客服的神對話 讓星爺迷都跪啦!
一名網友在遊戲網站《巴哈姆特》發文表示,南臺灣地震發生後,竟在遊戲中竟遇到惡劣
玩家以文字「台狗地震死光光」來戲謔台灣地震,讓他怒填舉報單,沒想到Garena客服的
回應超猛的,讓他完全氣消!
擔心舉報單被淹沒,該名網友花了點巧思,以輕快地口吻寫下舉報內容。「小人本住在峽
谷的紫方,家中有頭又有錢,生活樂無邊。誰知那關XX,他蠻橫不留情,口出狂言目無天
,占我人頭奪我錢。我輔助跟他來翻臉,慘被他一句來罵扁,我隊友罵他欺騙善民,反被
他掛機了溫泉,嘴砲了一百遍,一百遍,最後她懸梁自盡遺恨人間。L還將我AD,逐出
了家園,流落到江邊。我爲求養輔助,只有獨自農兵在塔前。誰知那關XX,他實在太陰險
,知道此情形,竟派人來暗算,把我下路狂毆在塔前,小人身壯健,殘命得留存,可憐輔
助他魂歸天!此恨更難填。爲求葬輔助,唯有賣身爲奴自作賤,一面面勤賺錢,一面買裝
備,發誓把功名顯,手刃XX意志堅!從此舉報單伴身邊,我銘記此仇不共戴天!!!」
沒想到客服也是高手,對方妙回:「親愛的林同學你好,小弟讀過幾年書,乃塵世中一位
肥宅小專員,且讓我來會會(回回)你。圖片裡,攻不助野不江,小小打野胡搞瞎搞;對
話裡,言無體話無禮,還望台南見諒見諒。一局、兩隊、近三十分鐘,只得四死、五怨、
六檢舉,竟還噴七八九句,十分大膽。恨不得萬剮千刀,鎖上百日十載,不予一日解鎖。
專員十人心思,思定思規思懲處。主管一口定奪,必處必懲必責罰。令其,十思九量,反
省八日七更六時五點四刻,尚且三討二檢,一改前非。」
最後客服也表示,希望透過回覆能稍稍平撫他與隊友面對他人對家鄉災情的戲謔。「天災
雖無情但人間有愛,讓我們一同陪伴台南及民眾都早日康復,變得更加堅強。」
如此「專業」的回覆,讓原PO看了大笑,直誇超有才,「也辛苦客服大大能會會我這迷途
小書僮,下次我會用出師表跟你一決勝負的!」其他網友看了也跪了,驚呼「太神啦!兩
個都星迷啊哈哈」、「原來身為客服人員還要具備文采和思維反應,下次要出對子對死他
啊」、「這麼有才華的玩家和客服,不能只有我一個人看到!」(即時新聞中心/綜合報
導)
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