[閒聊] 老乾爹中路

看板LoL作者 (Rukawa)時間8年前 (2015/10/04 22:30), 編輯推噓72(74推 2噓 11→)
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以下是大陸網友的創作 覺得蠻好笑的，優文共享 XD ------------------------------------------------------------- 高德偉者，老干爹之中單也，善皎月與劍豪。 曾言其技高於李相赫，嘗與訓練賽單殺之。 人皆不信此言，遂罷不復議此事。 昨與高麗某隊鏖戰巴黎，賊勢強，老干爹眾將皆不能當其鋒芒，守於高地。 賊眾數人率軍來犯塔界。 高德偉笑曰：“某有一計，可使賊不戰自退耳。”余人皆不信。 高德偉乃張弓搭箭，做預射之狀，賊皆退。 待當眾人誠服之時，高德偉反向射出一箭，眾人大囧。 於是賊攻其高地，老干爹敗。 有人問之，公自言高於相赫，何期有此撈比之舉？ 高德偉對曰：“某所以反向射者，誠為懾賊之膽。 地球，曲面也，賊必以為某之箭可射其背。 賊若心虛，必為驚弓之鳥而散。由此可一擊而擒也。 然此計未得其時，某未料箭之慢，竟若此也。 惜哉，某不得天時也 -- Sent from my Android -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 223.139.86.250 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/LoL/M.1443969038.A.FBB.html
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太酸啦這個
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求翻譯
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哈哈哈 地球是圓的 所以反向射一定沒錯 !!
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看到後面秒笑
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這一箭射到S9才到 被TFA擋下
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曲面也，這meta超越眾人
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S6才會到
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讓弓箭飛一會兒
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快出對子對死它!
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超好笑
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原來酸民真的無國界
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下學期我想上這篇國文
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太好笑了
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他們的文采都用到哪去了....
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酸得很有程度的
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真的不能小看強國的能力呀
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文言文寫得不錯
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對面也是捧的越高...摔的時候很重的
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好文采乾XDDDDD
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寫得不錯啊
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夠酸XDD
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雖然完全不想動腦看 但感覺很猛 XDDDD
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球是圓的xdddddddddddd
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這就是強國的高等酸，真的很好笑 XDDD
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文采不錯
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真的文筆很神耶XDDD
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人多人才也多啊 這邊真的等級超高的
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強國酸民戰鬥力好強
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太神啦
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噓18樓 他們到S100也擋不下
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推XDDDDDDD、快笑死我惹
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幹文筆神
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曲面也 幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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很猛
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天才
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這文筆不唬XD
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