Fw: [爆卦] 國民黨青年團競選活動入侵PTT20週年慶已回收
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作者: luangei (小紅豆) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [爆卦] 國民黨青年團競選活動入侵PTT20週年慶
時間: Tue Sep 15 22:30:39 2015
深夜手機滑著滑著自己的臉書,不知怎麼就睡著了。
夢中突然出現來自東海大學的學弟,正在競選國民黨總團長。
蕭敬嚴 X 革新世代:http://i.imgur.com/y3iyhUP.png
宣傳自己為PTT20週年慶電競大賽的主辦單位
真相:http://imgur.com/eF8Q7Na
競選活動不忘卡鄉民油水,搭鄉民順風車還宣傳自己主辦。
夢中還不斷回憶這位學弟在東海的史詩般的愛情故事:
故事是這樣的這位一表人材的學弟在大二擔任系學會長
還擔任當年的宿營總召。
那年是我看過最有特色的新生宿營,
當年「總召」比「幹部」還不負責,平時練習就是他大遲到。
後來才聽說為了把學妹一早從東海騎車去買肉蛋吐司六點準時送到女宿。
為了顯現自己是總召的威風,直接帶著心愛的學妹參觀新生都
看不到的宿營表演。
辛苦了這麼久,終於可以表白了吧。
敬嚴說:可以把妳的手給我嗎 ?
學妹回說 : 左手還是右手。
在很尷尬的情況下 學妹就用要勞作教育的理由回宿舍了XD
後來被系上排擠到只好轉學,平時獨裁的作風,他的轉學總被戲稱為
電影「獨裁者落難記」。直到現在還在系上流傳,為一時佳話。
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醒來之後,手機快訊了這則新聞:http://goo.gl/AOIAg6
這樣一表人材的學弟能被延攬進中國黨。
更堅定了「國民黨不倒,台灣不會好的信念。」
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