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統先生與統太太 巧遇 許孝順
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許孝順：請教先生貴姓？
統 繩：我姓統，統一共匪的統。
許孝順：喔~~~就是那個統一共匪的匪先生嘛，你好你好。
統 繩：不是匪先生，是統先生！統先生！好不好。
許孝順：喔~~~是是是，是統先生。
統 繩：(轉頭)這是我太太，統太太。
許孝順：你真好命，要ㄊㄨㄥˇ就要ㄊㄨㄥˇ這種太太。
統 繩：你他媽的！ 什麼叫做要ㄊㄨㄥˇ這種太太，蛤(張嘴)~~蛤~~蛤
許孝順：不是不是，要疼就要疼這種太太，這是我的口音，年紀大了會唸不清楚。
統 繩：(轉頭朝向統太太)這你敢信？說什麼要ㄊㄨㄥˇ這種太太。我操！
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