[閒聊] 獅子座愛記仇
搜尋/記仇,果然沒彈出結果
以下是我今天遇到一位廠商閒聊的內容,
不曉得各位是否也同意(我是很同意啦)
今天與電信廠商聊天:「你什麼星座?」
我:「獅子啊,超優秀der」
廠商:「我最瞭解獅子座,我隨便講一個你一定會同意。」
我:「好啊。」
廠商:「獅子座最.愛.記.仇.」
我:「啊...這....我們哪有愛記仇!只是...因為這件事真的很重要啊!人活著就是要爭
一口氣!」
廠商:「再來,獅子座喜歡追求工作上的成就,但卻沒有興趣當上該組織的領導人。」
我:「啊有耶...我喜歡整個專案的「我的部分」做得比其他人好...這樣比帶領整個團隊
滿足多了。你要不要考慮出個書?我突然對我自己好陌生喔哈。」
廠商:「準吧,我太太是獅子座,我們交往了十八年才結婚...一直到現在我還是會發現
有些太久遠的事情她還是過不來,我想你一定注意到了,你要小心憂鬱症,因為你的朋友
永遠只會認為你在愛記仇而已。」
廠商:「最後大膽猜一下,你應該沒有摩羯、水瓶、雙魚、雙子座的女朋友吼。」
我:「真的耶!」
廠商:「因為你們合不來哈哈,我也是,但我是處女座,然後跟獅子常常吵架
哈哈(爽朗),你喜歡天秤吧?」
我:「嘿啊,但天秤都不喜歡我QQ」
廠商:「可是小心她們的甜言蜜語,哈哈是優點也是缺點。」
哇,懂星座的男人最迷人(?
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