[外電] 湖迷打發暑假的20個方式。
20 signs you're a Lakerholic during this offseason
20個湖迷打發暑假的方式。
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1. You've been repeatedly pinching yourself hoping the Mavericks sweep over
the Lakers was just a dream.
1. 反覆的掐自己,試著說服自己湖人被小牛橫掃只是一場噩夢。
2. You've been having dreams where you replay that series. You either have
the same nightmare or you wake up disappointed because in your dreams the
Lakers easily beat the Mavericks.
2. 在夢裡不斷重現這次季後賽,但這也是場噩夢,因為你醒來後失望透了,
夢裡湖人輕鬆取勝,而醒來的現實卻大大相反。
3. You refuse to watch the NBA playoffs because the Lakers aren't it.
3. 拒絕再關注NBA,因為沒有湖人。
4. You watch the NBA playoffs with an eye on who would look good in a Lakers
uniform.
4. 仍然繼續收看比賽,但只是為了看誰穿上紫金戰袍比較好看。
5. You're suddenly wearing a Chicago Bulls jersey because you can't wait to
see the Miami Heat lose in embarrassing fashion in the Eastern Conference
finals. You also bought a Derrick Rose jersey hoping the Lakers will get him
in a trade. Yeah for who? Luke Walton?
5. 突然買了件公牛的球衣因為你迫不急待想看到熱火怎麼樣尷尬的輸掉東區決賽,
同時還買了玫瑰圖樣的運動衫然後妄想湖人是不是能把他搞來?
呃、用誰換?...我們不是有我疼嗎?
6. You constantly watch Shaquille O'Neal's introductory news conference,
hoping that's a sign of the Lakers stealing another Magic center in Dwight
Howard.
6. 開始沒完沒了的重看當年Shaq的記者發佈會,
希望湖人能再從魔術那摸來某魔獸之類的。
7. You use the ESPN Trade Machine at least 100 times a day.
7. 每天上百次的用ESPN的交易模擬器來模擬自己的春秋大夢。
8. You repeatedly visit Staples Center and talk to the Chick Hearn, Jerry
West and Magic Johnson statues as if they're real people.
8. 一次又一次的往Staples Center,就為了跟Chick Hearn、Jerry West
和Magic Johnson,把他們當成真人和他們談心。
9. You've constructed out of clay the molds for statues of Kobe Bryant and
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, wondering if the real ones in the future match your
prototype.
9. 用泥巴捏捏看Kobe和Jabbar將來的雕像,看看是不是跟你想像中的一樣。
10. You either endlessly replay Game 4 of the Lakers-Mavericks series to add
to your pent-up frustration and passion for next season or choose to watch
happier moments, such as Game 7 of the 2010 NBA Finals.
10. 不斷的虐待自己,無限重看西區準決賽第四戰,好讓自己對下季充滿憧憬和激情。
或者選擇看其他的比賽讓自己開心一點......比方說去年的總冠軍戰第七戰。
11. You rewatch telecasts with the sound off imagining Hearn's voice calling
the game.
11.一直幻想電視廣播裡的聲音是Hearn的聲音。
12. You endlessly argue with your neighbors about who is the greatest Laker
of all time. Sometimes you change your opinion simply so you can argue.
12. 和你的鄰居無休止的爭吵誰才是湖人史上最偉大的球員,
而你甚至不斷的更改想法,只為了能不斷的一直吵下去。
13. You buy tickets to the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame in advance every
year, presuming at least one Laker will be inducted.
13. 每年都定期買好Naismith名人堂的票,幻想今年至少有一名湖人入選。
14. You repeatedly write Jerry Buss and Mitch Kupchak "Dear Santa" letters.
You also fax or e-mail Kupchak various trade proposals at all hours of the
night.
14. 持續不斷的給Jerry Buss和Mitch Kupchak寫信,
用一整晚傳真或寫電子郵件只為了告訴Mitch Kupchak無數種交易方案。
15. You've bought at least 1,000 Laker flags in your lifetime.
15. 確認在你的人生中已經買了至少1000面湖人的小旗子。
16. You booked a trip to Spain this summer in case Pau Gasol plays for the
Spanish national team. Seeing him play in person is the only solution to
easing your anxiety over whether he'll bounce back from his playoff struggles
and whether he'll avoid injury.
16. 已經將看Gasol的國家隊賽事加入到自己暑假的行程中,,
看他是否從季後賽的掙扎中恢復,誘惑著有沒有在國際賽上受傷,
是唯一可以可以安慰自己焦慮的辦法。
17. You name your newborn after your favorite Laker and/or dress your pet
like your favorite Laker.
17. 用最喜歡的湖人球員來命名你的寵物,或是把寵物打扮成球員的樣子。
18. Frustrated with how the Lakers' season ended, you start a brand new
Lakers season on NBA 2K11 to prove you can run the team better than they did.
18. 深刻的檢討今年湖人隊到底是怎麼輸掉的,然後在2K11裡開始一個新的賽季,
證明自己帶隊要比他們好得多。
19. Even with a lockout looming, you've formulated your own Lakers schedule
to anticipate what games they might play.
19. 即使下季有封館的風險,依舊先作好下季看球的準備。
20. This one's a given. You visit The Times' Lakers blog every day and
comment at least five times on every post.
20. 附加選項,每天訪問湖人的官方部落格,然後在每篇文章下面至少留言五次。
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10真的很管用,我開始在看10年前的經典賽事了,Kobe好跳阿。
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