[外電] Playoffs could be unrivaled fun for …

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Playoffs could be unrivaled fun for Lakers and Mavericks 小牛與湖人在季後賽碰頭將會有很多樂子可以看╮(╯▽╰)/ Phil Jackson and Mark Cuban love to tweak each other, but the teams have no recent postseason history. That could change very soon. 爺爺跟庫班總喜歡說些風涼話來打情罵俏!? 不過他們卻很久沒在季後賽碰頭了但最近說不定就有機會囉!! On one hand, you've got Dallas owner Mark Cuban's motor mouth, his broken-down star and his team, the best money can buy — "but not quite," said his Lakers nemesis, Phil Jackson, who won't even give him credit for that. "我是覺得阿錢什麼都能買但也有些東西是買不到的" "就像我手上戴滿必須要帶到腳上的東西 (打哈欠) zzz...zzz..." 放話哥庫班的任性小情人爺爺表示 On the other hand, you've got "Jeanie's Boy Toy," which Cuban has called Jackson ... not that Phil necessarily took any offense to being a boy toy at 65. Jackson is also "my bucket boy" to Cuban and Ron Artest the Laker "you want making decisions in the triangle." 庫班則以珍妮的玩物來稱呼爺爺也大力的推薦讓阿泰來發動三角戰術 This vaudeville act goes back 10 years to the game in Dallas when they ran a cartoon of Fat Albert going "Ho, Ho, Ho" on the scoreboard video screen, zinging Shaquille O'Neal. 這些故事的開始是在大一第一場舞會...帶著笑容你走向我(誤) 其實是在十年前達拉斯主場放了Fat Albert(一個大胖子卡通人物)來嘲笑大歐結下了這段緣分?! ※Fat Albert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WT-fxBNKs8

Talk about your heated rivals, the Lakers and Mavericks would be right up there, but are missing one thing ... A rivalry. Amazingly, their last playoff series was the Western Conference finals ... in 1988 ... which the Lakers won, 4-3. 湖人跟小牛，一直以來NBA的兩支勁旅卻一直缺乏在季後賽一較高下的機會上一次在季後賽碰頭已經是1988年的事情在西區冠軍賽當時由湖人4-3晉級 Not that it has been a while, but the Lakers' coach, Pat Riley, didn't like the Mavericks' star, Mark Aguirre, visiting his close friend Magic Johnson in the Lakers' dressing room after games. Riley finally had Aguirre barred at the door, although that's not why the Lakers prevailed. 想當年還發生過小牛主將 Mark Aguirre 想去更衣室看看他的好朋友魔術一下萊里卻不讓他進來這洛杉磯甲甲隊的私密小空間，硬是把人家關在外面的事情 Actually, as far as both teams are concerned, if they don't meet this season, that would be great too! As it is, the Lakers and Mavericks are looking at playing each other just to get to the Spurs. With San Antonio losing its fifth in a row and the Mavericks splattering on their windshield in a 110-82 wipeout Thursday, the Lakers are two games behind the Spurs in the loss column. San Antonio's magic number — any combination of Spurs wins and Lakers losses — remains at five. Of course, if the Lakers finish first, it'll be the Spurs and Mavericks looking at playing each other just to get to them. 回到今年，兩隊就算季後賽遇不到對方，也不會影響他們是強隊的事實他們都正努力朝著馬刺邁進湖人也靠著馬刺五連敗和擊敗小牛的同時，漸漸縮小差距，也把馬刺封王數字停在五當然如果湖人先贏的話，那就換馬刺跟小牛要迎頭趕上了 Thursday's game started with the usual exchange of insults, Jackson praising Dirk Nowitzki for doing so much with what little he has left after his knee injury. "You know, he can shoot his shot out of a wheelchair," Jackson said. "That guy's going to play forever, but he definitely has a limited gait." 星期四的比賽，先互相垃圾話後，禪師稱讚了Dirk在膝蓋傷勢後的堅強表現 "偷偷跟你說個秘密，人家Dirk坐輪椅都可以投籃" 禪師如是說 "他一定會一直打啦，跟我家老科一樣，不過總是會影到他的步伐一些吧" 禪師又再度表示 In real life, if the Lakers have long been the tallest team around, Mavericks have been almost as tall and much deeper. On the other hand, the Mavericks had a center-by-committee of journeymen. Now they have Tyson Chandler, a major upgrade. "With him and [Brendan] Haywood and [Ian] Mahinmi and Dirk, that's four guys who are almost seven foot," Dallas Coach Rick Carlisle said before the game. 如果湖人說自己是身高優勢最高的隊伍，小牛一定會第一個跳出來反對 "老兄，加上這錢德勒，我們有四隻7呎的大個耶，還不夠犯規嗎？" Carlisle不服氣的說 "Their [Laker] guys, they're tall. They're a little stronger, a lot of them, so that becomes something you've got to deal with. If we've just got to keep throwing bodies out there, we will." "這湖人隊蠻高的，而且還比我們壯一些，所以我們會用我們吃奶的力氣對付他們的" Carlisle說 That's what the Mavericks looked like, a lot of bodies the Lakers walked on. In the spirit of this great non-rivalry, it ended with Jason Terry assessed a flagrant foul for pushing Steve Blake ... Matt Barnes coming to Blake's aid, Matt Barnes-style ... Chandler starting to leave the bench before teammate Brian Cardinal grabbed him ... a disturbance behind Dallas' bench, with ushers bum-rushing someone up the aisle ... and finally Cardinal's swipe at Pau Gasol, upset that Jackson left him on the floor in the closing minutes. The final count was five ejections (Terry, Blake, Barnes, Haywood, Shannon Brown), of the modern nickel-and-dime variety. 恩，大家都知道用了吃奶力氣會發生什麼事了奶吃太多的五個人都被驅逐出場 As Kobe Bryant told TNT's Cheryl Miller, "I'm not sure in the '80s those would have been ejections. "They'd probably have taken the ball out and kept on going." 老科表示，在我那個80年代阿，打籃球跟打相撲沒什麼兩樣這樣只是男人之間的小遊戲，不會被驅逐出場啦 <(￣︶￣)> 把球拿走一下，大家又可以冷靜下來玩啦 Of course, by then Cuban would have loved to get the best army money can buy and reduce Staples Center to rubble, but that's against NBA rules. Or maybe he'll save that for the playoffs if they meet. This thing is already out of control and it's not even a real rivalry ... yet. 其實如果規則許可的話，庫班大概會想辦法花錢拆了Staples Center吧!! 或是他會把錢省到季後賽碰頭時再嚇嚇他們!! 算了，連有沒辦法遇到都不知道，還是先打打嘴砲過乾癮吧﹨(╯▽╰)∕ 抱歉第一次翻外電....翻得應該蠻爛的希望以後可以進步點，或是大家對哪邊有錯誤都可以指正我.... 謝謝大家╭(─╴╴─)╮ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 111.251.163.246

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