[轉錄]Re: [無言] 不要隨便用中文罵人

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: maxwood (maxwood) 看板: StupidClown 標題: Re: [無言] 不要隨便用中文罵人 時間: Tue Mar 27 17:42:13 2007 以前認識一個老美,費城大學,念歷史的 這小子在美國學了幾年中文,不知發了什麼瘋, 跑來台灣深造, 整天在台北的一些PUB,抱著啤酒在看古文觀止、史記之類的 結果有天晚上,他騎摩托車,紅燈右轉被交通警察攔下來 結果這小子安全帽一拿下來,交通條有點傻了 條子杯杯:"咦,喔,嗯...You, red light right turn! 1,200 Dollar!" (這小子倒是聽懂了,但是罰他錢,那一定是抵死不從的!) 混在台北的美國佬:[...大人,我無罪!] 條子杯杯:[啥?...What?] 美國佬:[我無罪,我蠻夷也!](語出史記,楚世家) 天朝上國,京城台北市的一毛二執金吾愣了兩秒之後龍心大悅: [好,那算了,以後小心一點!] 老美:[謝大人!] -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 210.203.69.18

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真的假的阿 好酷XDDD
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哈哈!!!
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我蠻夷也! 夠酷XDD
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03/27 17:52,
我笑了........以前都是在joke用這句的呀~~~
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03/27 17:54,
看此篇,想到某人的山海經簽名檔是也…
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估的!!
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03/27 18:04,
警察英文還真是爛的可以 ....囧
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03/27 18:06,
我無罪,我蠻夷也! 還龍心大悅怎麼回事
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03/27 18:07,
媽呀 那外國人的古文程度應該比我好XD
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條伯伯:蠻夷加罰兩千
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執金吾龍心大悅,是說警察很高興吧
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謝大人XD
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那位美國人知道蠻夷的意思?
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03/27 18:54,
人家都在看史記跟古文觀止了,應該是懂得吧....
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03/27 18:55,
史記跟古文觀止的時代 只要非漢民族 就算是蠻夷了吧
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一毛二執金吾...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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1200 dollar也貴了點......orz
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總覺得這篇是該m的好文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDD借轉錄~~謝謝~~
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03/27 20:12, , 1F
請問"一毛二執金吾" 是警察嗎?!
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03/27 20:12, , 2F
我看到推文發現都沒有人問,害我也不好意思問....
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03/27 20:13, , 3F
只好轉來班版問 = = (連笨版都沒人問了,我的臉皮很薄)
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03/28 00:48, , 4F
一毛二是警察的"官階" 執金吾應該就是警察吧我猜@@
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03/28 00:49, , 5F
補充一下~一毛二就是剛進入警界的基層員警的階級 我弟就是
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03/29 19:04, , 6F
喔~你好利害喔~以前有交過這個嗎??
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03/29 23:21, , 7F
因為我弟是未來的警察啊(茶)
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