[轉錄]垃圾就這樣K到阿伯了...
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: howwell (想當 史密斯妻) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 垃圾就這樣K到阿伯了...
時間: Sun Jun 26 20:44:24 2005
話說我住在國宅...是那種數棟大樓的社區,
每天下午六點必須下去丟垃圾車...
因為居民非常多人...每次至少都有數十個阿伯阿桑阿姨一起等...
今天我又大包小包跑下樓等著要丟,
有個阿伯是那種很愛卡位搶第一的人...往往五點四十分就下去等,
而且他狠自以為交通警察:
"你你你~小心車吶!退後退後...你你你~吶!"
反正就是他都一定要站第一/丟第一..
==============前提交代清楚了=================
剛剛少女祈禱又來了~~等等等~鄧~登~等等等登登~(音樂)
車子一就定位停好,又一堆人擠上去...阿伯也撲撲撲衝向前~
而我 看著週日人滿為患的前方 = =++++++++
帥氣的用神之左手...
拋~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
那瞬間....整個袋子突然覺得好重= =++
施力嚴重缺乏...整包不算小包的袋子 應生生在垃圾車前一公尺落下!!
撲一聲卡在阿伯的頭上,就像他戴的帽子!!!
全場靜止 所有緩緩回頭看...  ̄▽ ̄|||
我一臉無辜 其實是我嚇到快要XX了...
但我發現,可能是連阿伯自己都嚇壞了,他竟然沒有把垃圾拿下來>/////<
我趕緊跑上去 把整袋用恭敬的雙手拿下來.....
對不起對不起對不起對不起對不起對不起
對不起對不起對不起對不起對不起對不起
對不起對不起對不起對不起對不起對不起
對不起對不起對不起對不起對不起對不起
撲 又一聲!!!
什麼都怪 什麼都妙 一點都不誇張
另外一包又飛過來!!阿伯又被打到了>/////<
是一個大男人= =+++++
感覺連少女都忘記要祈禱,我大笑了
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
>////<
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