[轉錄][笑話] 倚天屠龍記
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作者: motogprossi (羅西超棒!N N ) 站內: joke
標題: [笑話] 倚天屠龍記
時間: Sun Jun 5 22:36:45 2005
明教被稱為邪教,不是沒有原因的.....
當年謝遜要入明教時,
教主楊頂天對他說:
[為了試驗你的膽識,加入明教時一定要有 兩樣考驗,
一是殺死一隻北極熊,二是強暴一個婦女。完成了再來見我。」
過了幾天,
謝遜傷痕累累的回來說:
「教主,我已經完成第一件事情了,我現在要去殺死一個婦女。」
陽頂天:「.........!!?」
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