[轉錄]很冷的小孩
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: TWEETY0622 (我是小兔老師) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 很冷的小孩
時間: Fri May 13 22:19:07 2005
我的幼稚園小孩(四歲)真的很白痴.........
事件一
小孩A:我喉嚨發癢,馬麻說我不能吃水果....(‧o‧)
小孩B:(大驚失色!)什麼!你要發芽了?????!!!!!!你是種子喔?????????(⊙o⊙)!!
一旁的我( ̄□ ̄|||)a -------吃飯不要講話..........
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事件二
小孩C:耶...老師,我唱一首歌給你聽,
我:好阿!!
小孩C:維他命C,維他命C,維他命C驚來呷土豆
我:( ̄□ ̄|||)a...這是什麼鬼...
小孩C:(得意洋洋貌)這是我自創的歌,是結婚進行曲加維他命C,厲害吧
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈.........(傻笑離去)
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事件三:
老師:有什麼哺乳類動物是會飛的?(心想可以難倒小孩)
小孩D:我知道我知道,老鷹!
老師:老鷹不是哺乳類動物喔!
小孩D:喔......(三秒後) 啊!我想到了!
老師:這麼厲害喔.那你說說看答案
小孩D:飛馬!
老師:( ̄□ ̄|||)a (真的有這種動物嗎?)
恩...飛馬應該只有卡通裡面會出現喔..再想一想!
小孩D:我又想到了!我知道我知道!!!
老師:好吧再給你一次機會
小孩D:天使!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(傻眼...不知道要說他錯還是對...天使喝奶嗎?)
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