[轉錄]教我娘注音
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作者: carnation (三葉蟲) 站內: StupidClown
標題: 教我娘注音
時間: Wed Apr 13 01:13:10 2005
我娘是個對電腦毫無招架之力的人,
關機這個動作教了他半天,
還是可以給我很阿撒力的直接把power那個最大的肚臍按下去,
每次再打電話跟說說他都關不了機,
廢話,你這樣最好是關的了機...
讓我每次都要重講 : 妳有迷有看到左下方那個開始....
以上不是重點
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我娘平時不會殘害自己的細胞開電腦,
唯有在看完美食節目沒抄到地址電話的時候,
才會興衝衝的跑去開電腦,
不錯,還知道有網路這種東西。
有天,我在圖書館讀書,
手機震動了,一看到是娘親打來,怎趕不接,
趕快跑出去接,
"喂,那個我開機了怎麼連不上網路?"
"你有按那個ADSL嘛?"
"啊沒有耶,.....按了按了....那我現在要打字怎麼打阿?"
"妳要找東西嗎?"
"對壓,剛剛看電視說什麼哪家的包子很好吃..."
"你按桌面上那個很大很大的e ,是不是跑出雅虎首頁? "
"對壓!"
"有沒有看到很多很多小圓型的圖案下面有一條白白的框筐,右邊有寫找網頁?"
(我自己都快不知道我在說什麼了...)
"沒有阿..."
"有啦,有啦,你找一下,滑鼠移到上面的時候會變成I "
"沒有阿,我的滑鼠一直是手...有了有了!"
"按下去! 有沒有看到框筐的左邊有個一直線一直再閃?"
"有!"
"打字,再那邊打字! 有沒有看到左下去有注音兩個正方形框框?"
"沒有阿,只有藍色正方形框框,沒有自阿?"
"有,你認真找!"
"沒有,只有蕃薯藤的薯!"
"你不是開雅虎嗎? 怎麼會有蕃薯藤?"
"我不知道阿,我只看到蕃薯藤的薯!"
(此時我開始覺得他在亂講,位什麼只看得到薯?)
"那你打字看看,是英文還是中文?"
"怎麼打?"
"按鍵盤...隨便一個中間區域的鍵按下去!"
"沒有耶,是英文!"
"那你按按看shift"
"shift在哪裡?"
"在你左手邊鍵盤上,倒數第二個"
"沒變耶!"
"那你按按看 control + 空白鍵"
"一起案嗎?"
"仙control ,再空白鍵"
"按了,沒事情!"
"案快一點"
"多快?"
"很快,幾乎是同時"
"郝緊張喔...沒事耶!"
(你緊張什麼,我要考試都沒緊張了...而且,怎麼可能會沒事)
(此時我想到一個很嚴重的問題)
"等等,你剛剛說的蕃薯藤的薯,你給我靠近電腦一點,
看仔細一點,是不是注音兩個字上下疊在一起?"
"哇,真的耶,哈哈哈哈哈哈...怎麼這麼像蕃薯的薯?"
"...." (內心真是百感交集...)
"現在咧?"
"妳打打看?"
"還是英文阿~~"
"那你在那個有綠色注音的那邊,按滑鼠左鍵,選ㄅㄆㄇ"
"OK!"
"有沒有出現上次交過你的一個螢幕小鍵盤? 有很多注音符號在上面的?"
"有有有!太棒了,我就是在找這個!"
"很好你慢慢打,我要回去看書了..."
"你慢慢打,我要回去看書了..."
那天晚上,我可愛的娘就把包子送到我宿舍來了...
動作很快 XD
(我讀臺北,家住新竹...)
我明明就交過他很多次了,
每次都給我忘記...
雖然我電腦也不是很強.....
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