[閒聊] 雲畫的月光-勳南反省書
我有罪
身為東宮殿的內官中殿,
居然讓洪內官被中殿娘娘抓去脫衣服,
好險我家球哈機警,
立刻叫我去找內官扛壩子尚善救援,
原來懷孕的女人口味這麼重,
早知道我就一路脫進去,讓他看個過癮,bombastic
省得我家球哈費心,
不過,我家球哈低音罵人的聲音真好聽(撒花)
哎,球哈身邊的位置不是每個人都人站得穩,
要像我一樣:膽子要比豬肥,反應要比豹快,
心臟要比熊大,眼力要比鷹利,
多少人虎視眈眈要宰掉我家球哈,
我們豈能不會自保,
我要好好再教育一下洪內官怎麼脫呀!
我有罪
我不就是放了半天假,你們都罵我是張半天,
一回東宮殿,看到門口守衛的屍體,
我心都涼了一半,一般民間的布偶劇,
都演女主會尖叫喊救救球哈,
或是立刻飛奔進去飛撲球哈擋刀,
我,才不是那種傻白甜又礙手礙腳的女一,
再說,我家球哈那麼厲害,
他可以一腳踹開大使館的門,揮刀喊:是我~
才梗兼備的我,立刻飛奔去找兵沿姐妹,
我家球哈跟兵沿合體,可以滅掉整個禁衛軍!
然後我再去找禁衛軍跟太醫來東宮殿當救援部隊,
等下我家球哈一定會誇獎我 (想到都開心)
摸著我的頭說:身邊有一個勳南就夠了 (姆恩)
我有罪
當我帶著太醫再踏入東宮殿,
就看到我家球哈躺在血泊中,(對!我就是鬼遮眼看不到洪內官抱他)
我、我、我(咬手帕)
我幹嘛不當傻白甜衝進來,喊:是我!
我一定會擋在我家球哈前面,
壞人的刀子就砍在我身上吧,
不論我中幾刀,被壞人飛踢出去轉幾圈,
我也一定會轉回到球哈身邊,
倒在球哈懷裡,
球哈一定會含淚喊:勳南呀~
內官就是要用生命保護皇家,
更何況我跟球哈情深意重,
你們知道我有多心痛嗎?
那個不中用的洪內官,
果真需要再教育!
我有罪
看著沒有世子的東宮殿,心裡空空的,根本是中空殿,
洪內官像是丟了媽媽的小狗狗一樣,
瑟縮在球哈的寢室,一天又一天,
早上他還是一樣,對著空寢室叫球哈起床,
晾著球哈的衣服,溫習球哈肩膀的寬度,
握著球哈慣用的毛筆,感受球哈的溫度,
整理球哈的床鋪,總以為一回頭就看到球哈回來了,
地板擦了又擦,血跡擦掉了,
可是上面刀痕斑斑,卻是一再提醒我,
球哈背上一刀,腹上一刀,一刀又一刀,
以後留下疤痕,難道會出現一條龍嗎?
哎,我的心好痛(西施捧心)
門外還有金大人常常徘徊著,
他跟球哈就跟洋鬼子的羅公子跟朱小姐一樣,
家族不合,就算是朱小姐幫羅公子擋一刀,
又能怎樣?(嘆氣)
兵沿看過現場,收齊證據後,
我決定把這些髒東西通通翻新,
疑?還有這些鬼面具,又不是洋鬼子的歌劇魅影,
丟掉~通通拿去做肥料!
我要把內官送去練武場好好鍛鍊,
想要待在球哈身邊,就不能老是依賴球哈救我們,
鍛練體格、練習機車對話、能文能武,刀槍不入!
我要帶罪守著東宮殿,
那個總愛整我、愛鬧我、體貼我、又照顧我的球哈呀,
勳南等著你再牽起我的手~
姆恩~
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