[轉錄]Re: [心得] 幹歐巴桑
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作者: em4 (通通去吃寶路啦><) 看板: sex
標題: Re: [心得] 幹歐巴桑
時間: Wed Sep 21 00:30:58 2011
我也有相同經驗分享。
那天到了喝茶的地方,其實幾次的經驗下 實在是很想罵髒話。
但是那時苦無其他門路,又新手上路。
到了茶店,一位大哥說會介紹不錯給我。
給了手機號碼之後,就去暗到不行的爛套房去等待
結果第一個來了龍妹,肥到不行 我整個懷疑這間是黑店。
本抱持著救世精神不想隨便打槍,還是打槍了 因為實在吃不下。
大哥說什麼當作交朋友...
e04!!!上次就說過了 這次還來阿! 他X的誰是願意花錢來找罪受。
大哥說現在小姐比較少,只剩另一個四十幾歲的 要看看麼?
(什麼沒小姐?) 好吧,先叫來看看吧!
歐巴桑沒想像中那麼糟糕,腰還蠻細的 我就說好吧,當作是喝技術茶。
過程中我還是不忘聊天。
歐巴桑提到她離婚好幾年了,還有一個高中的兒子 才會年紀大還出來賣。
還說她來這上班好幾天,都沒有客人點她 抱怨來這裡老闆都沒有想辦法替她找生意。
越聊我越同情她的遭遇,老二也是越來越軟啪啪。
技術更是爛到不知道該怎麼說,隨便弄一弄就帶套子要我上
但我根本還沒完全硬起來,進去時候 她還臉露痛苦貌,說她很久沒做了。
我整個不忍心,老二又軟了...
後來看我軟了,又幫我弄弄 我真希望這時候電話聲響起。
硬了之後,我決定不看臉 請她趴著,由後背式來上工。
這時候阿桑很經典的一句話。
「拍謝~我沒有讓人家從後面來阿」臉上露著嬌羞說著。
X的~ 原來阿桑以為我要肛她,還露出那麼靦腆尷尬的神情。
我整個軟掉了... 放棄了...
最後請她幫我用手打出來,用沐浴乳也是我教她的。
出來時候,那位大哥一臉憋笑問我服務好不好...
我不太爽答道...「你再害我嘛...」
我記得從那天起老二大概軟了一個半月,整個沒性致 算是省到荷包。
那家店再也沒有去消費了...
不過我感覺自己幫助一個單親家庭!!!(溫馨貌)
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