[轉錄][閒聊] 今天在補習班看到的一篇作文....

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※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板] 作者: magicborder (~博得~) 看板: sex 標題: [閒聊] 今天在補習班看到的一篇作文.... 時間: Mon Oct 19 00:04:04 2009 今天在同x補習班打工時 隔壁的英輔老師還有學生一直在笑 很好奇是在笑什麼 原來是他改到一張"雄中"的考卷..... 話先說在前面 這篇是正經文~~~絕無豪洨成分!!!! 不信的話可以來跟我拿作文正本 以下為雄中資優生的英文作文 題目: How to Release the Pressure in Life How to Release the Pressure in Life As a high school student,I'm under a lot of pressure It's quite important to release the pressure so that I won't be overwhelmed. Like many male teenagers,the way I relax is masturbation. I've been watching porns since junior high.A classmate lent me a DVD,telling me ,"There's something exciting in it!" I put it in the DVD player and pressed the "PLAY" button.After about 15 minutes,I jizzed. I can't help masturbating since then.When I get scolded,I jerk off.When I get bad grades,I jerk off. When I broke up with my girlfriend,I jerk off.Every time I feel depressed, I masturbate. As the "glue" comes out,which makes me reach orgasm,the pressure is gone. I think everybody should masturbate when he(or she) is in a bad mood. It does help a lot. 這篇的用字沒很難懂，只有幾個關鍵字看懂就夠了XDDDD 提示:jerk off 跟 masturbate 意思差不多 我只能說.....指考寫這種作文.....要不就滿分...不然大概會直接拿鴨蛋吧= =+ 比較讓我無言的是......其中不少關鍵字我居然看的懂= = poupy快出來面對 -- ＿＿＿ ╔══════╗ 小姐，打擾了 ▄▄▄ ╔═════╗ ╱ ╲ ║等等喔! ^.< ║ 我來收房租了 ▂███▂ ║ ║ │◎ ◎│ ║我在換內衣～║ ╰ ︵ ︵ ║ ║ ～│────│～ ╣你別開燈喔! ║ ‧ ‧ ║ ║ ＞(。) (。)＜ ╚══════╝ ◥▼ ◤ ║ ║ │ │ http://0rz.tw/404JU ◥███◣ ║ ║ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.116.36.19 ※ 編輯: magicborder 來自: 59.116.36.195 (10/19 00:10)
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10/19 00:11,
哈哈哈 太北爛了XDDD 這是真的嗎= =
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10/19 00:12,
After about 15 minutes,I jizzed.
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10/19 00:12,
真的很好笑XDDD
10/19 00:12
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10/19 00:12,
It does help a lot.
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10/19 00:13,
程度很好XDD
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10/19 00:13,
雄中快槍俠?
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10/19 00:13,
When I broke up with my girlfriend,I jerk off.
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10/19 00:13,
補習老師看得懂 jizzed 嗎？
10/19 00:13
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10/19 00:14,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/19 00:15,
看的懂...這篇文章絕無豪洨成分，因為我英文沒這麼好
10/19 00:15
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10/19 00:16,
XD
10/19 00:16
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10/19 00:17,
關鍵字建議標色一下~
10/19 00:17
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10/19 00:17,
我會給很高分 起碼很敢寫 卻是事實!!
10/19 00:17
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10/19 00:19,
I think everybody should masturbate.
10/19 00:19
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10/19 00:19,
I stick it wrong hole!
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10/19 00:21,
怎麼半 我看不懂
10/19 00:21
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10/19 00:21,
靠~還用排比寫作技巧= =真強大
10/19 00:21
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10/19 00:21,
真的假的～- -''
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10/19 00:22,
jizzzzzzzzzzzzed...........=.=
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10/19 00:23,
程度還蠻好的orz 也很誠實XD
10/19 00:23
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10/19 00:24,
如果是我改他的，他一定很高分
10/19 00:24
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10/19 00:24,
其實專心一點看 只是我懶得看而已 用字淺辭很簡單
10/19 00:24
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10/19 00:25,
真的不是很高就是零分
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10/19 00:26,
高雄人推XDDDDDDDDD
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10/19 00:26,
超現實主義XD 至少他寫的很通順 老師給鴨蛋不合理啦!
10/19 00:26
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10/19 00:27,
這個學生很誠實 我給他100分!
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10/19 00:27,
我覺得寫的不錯ㄚXD
10/19 00:27
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10/19 00:27,
推通順!! 不過有點太口語化 分數可能只是中規中矩
10/19 00:27
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10/19 00:27,
這篇比上面某女認真文有趣的多=ˇ= 推一個
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10/19 00:28,
可以稍微加一些 I can't help but之類雕琢的字句
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10/19 00:28,
運氣好有機會拿近滿分
10/19 00:28
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10/19 00:28,
西斯一中!
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10/19 00:30,
根本中肯
10/19 00:30
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10/19 00:31,
香港的會考有一個學長寫過類似的,用詞讓改考卷的老師都自
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10/19 00:31,
愧不如,可是因為題材關係只好扣了他一點分..
10/19 00:31
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10/19 00:31,
是不是有少一個but＠＠？
10/19 00:31
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10/19 00:32,
不過其實現在社會風氣 這篇因題材被扣分的機會不大吧
10/19 00:32
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10/19 00:33,
XD
10/19 00:33
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10/19 00:34,
不錯啊
10/19 00:34
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10/19 00:34,
XD
10/19 00:34
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10/19 00:36,
幹 他程度滿好的耶
10/19 00:36
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10/19 00:36,
幹，這不推對不起雙手阿!!
10/19 00:36
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10/19 00:38,
程度真好 老師也囧了吧||b
10/19 00:38
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10/19 00:38,
超強的XDDDDDDDD
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10/19 00:38,
快推!!不然人家以為我們看不懂XDDD
10/19 00:38
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10/19 00:39,
己爸婚
10/19 00:39
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10/19 00:40,
其實還蠻不錯的 流利又幽默
10/19 00:40
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10/19 00:40,
強!
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10/19 00:42,
笑死XDDDDD
10/19 00:42
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10/19 00:42,
good
10/19 00:42
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10/19 00:42,
不錯笑 XD
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10/19 00:43,
翰陞英文推
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10/19 00:44,
翰陞英文推 校友推
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10/19 00:45,
翰陞英文推　雄中推
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10/19 00:45,
其實這個沒啥...我以前補吳岳國文作文也都亂寫....
10/19 00:45
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10/19 00:45,
GOOD 我竟然全看懂了
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10/19 00:45,
有一次還被唸出來...我也是K中的 = =
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10/19 00:46,
XD
10/19 00:46
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10/19 00:46,
好利害
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10/19 00:47,
這篇讚喔 很通順XD
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10/19 00:47,
這篇很囧!但是指考應該不會出這類型的題目吧!
10/19 00:47
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10/19 00:48,
I jerk off\(*〞▽〝)/
10/19 00:48
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10/19 00:49,
有笑有推
10/19 00:49
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10/19 00:49,
他一定有看JIZZ IN MY PANTS
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10/19 00:51,
哈哈,我是老師真的很難給分數
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10/19 00:52,
幹!去估夠一下知道是啥意思了..這算中肯嗎XD
10/19 00:52
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10/19 00:52,
其實寫得不錯XD
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10/19 00:56,
學長只好推學弟了
10/19 00:56
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10/19 00:57,
I PLAYED, I WATCHED, I JIZZED.
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10/19 00:57,
K中還是很有前途的！！
10/19 00:57
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10/19 00:58,
XD
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※ 編輯: magicborder 來自: 59.116.36.195 (10/19 01:00)
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10/19 00:59,
推一個 我還用眼醫生看 Q_Q 我英文不好
10/19 00:59
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10/19 00:59,
程度真的很不錯耶XDDDD 太好笑了!!!!!
10/19 00:59
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10/19 01:00,
結構也不錯 文法也很棒阿
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10/19 01:00,
有休到誰的推文嗎= =?
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10/19 01:06,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/19 01:06,
翰陞英文推
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10/19 01:11, , 1F
中肯阿...
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10/19 15:48, , 2F
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO ME
10/19 15:48, 2F
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10/19 21:52, , 3F
After about 15 minutes,3-san jizzed.......
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10/27 13:57, , 4F
won en wan bu tai how !!!!
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