[轉錄][MV]"然後我就射了"

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※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板] 作者: AngelSlay (S.W.) 看板: sex 標題: [MV]"然後我就射了" 時間: Tue Dec 9 13:54:42 2008 上禮拜六才在Comedy Central的SNL首播的MV短片 "Jizz in my pants" 我想翻譯成"然後我就射了"再也合適不過了. (這大概是本年度最棒的MV之一吧...) Youtube HD版 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&fmt=22

　兩天之內一百五十萬人次觀賞的神作品和之前滿有名的Dick in a box是同一票人搞出來的附上歌詞: Jizz in my pants ANDY & JORMA AKIVA as the DJ JT as the Janitor Molly Sims & Jamie Lynn Sigler Lock eyes from across the room down my drink while the rhythms boom take your hand and skip the names no need here for the silly games make our way through the smoke and crowd the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud move in close as the lasers fly our bodies touch and the angels cry leave this place go back to yours our lips first touch outside your doors a whole night what we've got in store whisper in my ear that you want some more and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS This really never happens you can take my word I won't apoligise, that's just absurd Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus Now I'll go home and change (JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery do things alone now mostly left me heart broken not lookin' for love surprised in my eyes when I looked above the check out counter and I saw a face My heart stood still so did time and space Never felt that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me thats when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?" And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3 And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I JIZZED IN MY PANTS To be fair you were flirting a lot plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot please stop acting like you're not impressed One more thing, I'm gonna play by cheque Last week - I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS (JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash need to get away need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS (ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS I just ate a grape and I JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS Ok seriously you guys can we...ok... I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS (I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants) Jizz in my pants ANDY & JORMA AKIVA as the DJ JT as the Janitor Molly Sims & Jamie Lynn Sigler (Andy) 橫跨房間交錯視線我在節奏轟鳴中放下酒杯提起妳的手交換姓名沒必要玩愚蠢的遊戲我們走過煙霧瀰漫的人群我乘著妳的雲朵在舞廳的天空上親密接觸雷射飛舞肢體交錯天使慟哭離開這裡前往妳家享受剩餘今宵妳耳語道: 想要更多然後我就射了我跟你保證我從來沒這樣過我不會道歉, 那樣很蠢都是妳的性感舞姿的錯我都射了別跟妳的朋友講, 不然我會宣揚妳很賤而且都是妳亂摸我屁股害的我很敏感, 有些人說這是優點我要回家換衣服 (Jorma) 我去買些東西只想一個人獨處心碎的我不想尋歡我驚訝的往前看看到結帳台前有張面孔我的心跳與時空猛然停止沒想到感覺突然變得如此真實看著她的雙眼告訴我需要個伴她轉頭盯著我的臉, 開口: "現金還是信用卡?" 然後我就射了這很正常! 我很正常! 但是我需要去第三排架子後面清理一下現在我表現得如此尷尬因為我射了講老實話是妳剛剛在調情不斷而且妳胸前打包的兩顆讓我興奮又困擾別再表現出妳的唾棄對了我要用支票 (Andy) 上個禮拜我看了場電影記憶中應該是個恐怖片我走出戲院走入雨中打開電話剛好被妳接通然後我就射了 (Jorma) 紅燈閃爍飆車上街想靠速度逃避自己耳邊響起一首回憶起妳我的歌然後我就射了 (Andy) 隔天我鬧鐘響然後我就射了 (Jorma) 打開窗戶颳起涼風然後我就射了 (Andy) 布魯斯威利在靈異第六感最後面死了然後我就射了 (Jorma) 我咬了一口葡萄然後我就射了然後我就射了然後我就射了好了好了給我認真點 *合唱* 每次妳站在我旁邊我就射了每次妳牽我的手就像和我上床你說我很幼稚我說這叫激情我時時刻刻都戴著保險套以防萬一因為我射了 -- Qui crustulo vivit, crustulo mortuus erit. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 69.104.175.199 ※ 編輯: AngelSlay 來自: 69.104.175.199 (12/09 13:56)

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