[轉錄][閒聊] 今天在補習班看到的一篇作文....

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※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板] 作者: magicborder (~博得~) 看板: sex 標題: [閒聊] 今天在補習班看到的一篇作文.... 時間: Mon Oct 19 00:04:04 2009 今天在同x補習班打工時 隔壁的英輔老師還有學生一直在笑 很好奇是在笑什麼 原來是他改到一張"雄中"的考卷..... 話先說在前面 這篇是正經文~~~絕無豪洨成分!!!! 不信的話可以來跟我拿作文正本 以下為雄中資優生的英文作文 題目: How to Release the Pressure in Life How to Release the Pressure in Life As a high school student,I'm under a lot of pressure It's quite important to release the pressure so that I won't be overwhelmed. Like many male teenagers,the way I relax is masturbation. I've been watching porns since junior high.A classmate lent me a DVD,telling me ,"There's something exciting in it!" I put it in the DVD player and pressed the "PLAY" button.After about 15 minutes,I jizzed. I can't help masturbating since then.When I get scolded,I jerk off.When I get bad grades,I jerk off. When I broke up with my girlfriend,I jerk off.Every time I feel depressed, I masturbate. As the "glue" comes out,which makes me reach orgasm,the pressure is gone. I think everybody should masturbate when he(or she) is in a bad mood. It does help a lot. 這篇的用字沒很難懂，只有幾個關鍵字看懂就夠了XDDDD 提示:jerk off 跟 masturbate 意思差不多 我只能說.....指考寫這種作文.....要不就滿分...不然大概會直接拿鴨蛋吧= =+ 比較讓我無言的是......其中不少關鍵字我居然看的懂= = -- ＿＿＿ ╔══════╗ 小姐，打擾了 ▄▄▄ ╔═════╗ ╱ ╲ ║等等喔! ^.< ║ 我來收房租了 ▂███▂ ║ ║ │◎ ◎│ ║我在換內衣～║ ╰ ︵ ︵ ║ ║ ～│────│～ ╣你別開燈喔! ║ ‧ ‧ ║ ║ ＞(。) (。)＜ ╚══════╝ ◥▼ ◤ ║ ║ │ │ http://0rz.tw/404JU ◥███◣ ║ ║ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.116.36.19 ※ 編輯: magicborder 來自: 59.116.36.195 (10/19 00:10)
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10/19 00:11,
哈哈哈 太北爛了XDDD 這是真的嗎= =
10/19 00:11
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10/19 00:12,
After about 15 minutes,I jizzed.
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10/19 00:12,
真的很好笑XDDD
10/19 00:12
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10/19 00:12,
It does help a lot.
10/19 00:12
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10/19 00:13,
程度很好XDD
10/19 00:13
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10/19 00:13,
雄中快槍俠?
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10/19 00:13,
When I broke up with my girlfriend,I jerk off.
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10/19 00:13,
補習老師看得懂 jizzed 嗎？
10/19 00:13
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10/19 00:14,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/19 00:15,
看的懂...這篇文章絕無豪洨成分，因為我英文沒這麼好
10/19 00:15
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10/19 00:16,
XD
10/19 00:16
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10/19 00:17,
關鍵字建議標色一下~
10/19 00:17
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10/19 00:17,
我會給很高分 起碼很敢寫 卻是事實!!
10/19 00:17
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10/19 00:19,
I think everybody should masturbate.
10/19 00:19
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10/19 00:19,
I stick it wrong hole!
10/19 00:19
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10/19 00:21,
怎麼半 我看不懂
10/19 00:21
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10/19 00:21,
靠~還用排比寫作技巧= =真強大
10/19 00:21
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10/19 00:21,
真的假的～- -''
10/19 00:21
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10/19 00:22,
jizzzzzzzzzzzzed...........=.=
10/19 00:22
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10/19 00:23,
程度還蠻好的orz 也很誠實XD
10/19 00:23
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10/19 00:24,
如果是我改他的，他一定很高分
10/19 00:24
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10/19 00:24,
其實專心一點看 只是我懶得看而已 用字淺辭很簡單
10/19 00:24
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10/19 00:25,
真的不是很高就是零分
10/19 00:25
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10/19 00:26,
高雄人推XDDDDDDDDD
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10/19 00:26,
超現實主義XD 至少他寫的很通順 老師給鴨蛋不合理啦!
10/19 00:26
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10/19 00:27,
這個學生很誠實 我給他100分!
10/19 00:27
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10/19 00:27,
我覺得寫的不錯ㄚXD
10/19 00:27
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10/19 00:27,
推通順!! 不過有點太口語化 分數可能只是中規中矩
10/19 00:27
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10/19 00:27,
這篇比上面某女認真文有趣的多=ˇ= 推一個
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10/19 00:28,
可以稍微加一些 I can't help but之類雕琢的字句
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10/19 00:28,
運氣好有機會拿近滿分
10/19 00:28
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10/19 00:28,
西斯一中!
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10/19 00:30,
根本中肯
10/19 00:30
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10/19 00:31,
香港的會考有一個學長寫過類似的,用詞讓改考卷的老師都自
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10/19 00:31,
愧不如,可是因為題材關係只好扣了他一點分..
10/19 00:31
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10/19 00:31,
是不是有少一個but＠＠？
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10/19 00:32,
不過其實現在社會風氣 這篇因題材被扣分的機會不大吧
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10/19 00:33,
XD
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10/19 00:34,
不錯啊
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※ hikaru677:轉錄至看板 KS97-216 10/19 08:27 ※ hikaru677:轉錄至看板 KS97-318 10/19 08:27
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10/19 08:37,
她絕對是補翰陞!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10/19 08:37
※ weirdlight:轉錄至看板 KS95-301 10/19 08:38
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10/19 09:13,
一個句子也太多"I"了吧…感覺怪怪的，整體而言非常通順
10/19 09:13
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10/19 09:34,
太多H單字我看不懂了
10/19 09:34
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10/19 09:48,
porno XDDDDDD
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10/19 09:49,
他很強耶~~~
10/19 09:49
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10/19 10:16,
猛耶
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10/19 10:17,
這學生其實程度很不錯ㄟ
10/19 10:17
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10/19 10:47,
I jizzed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10/19 11:41,
屌耶!!!! 太厲害了~
10/19 11:41
※ qq955166:轉錄至看板 KS95-310 10/19 11:42
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10/19 11:44,
WOW~wonderful!!!
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10/19 11:50,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
10/19 11:50
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10/19 11:54,
水喔~有些h單字我根本沒學過~他居然會~不簡單
10/19 11:54
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10/19 11:58,
快推阿 不然別人以為我們看不懂
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10/19 12:06,
快推!!不然人家以為我們看不懂XD.
10/19 12:06
※ t781226:轉錄至某隱形看板 10/19 12:31
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10/19 12:31,
借轉XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/19 12:49,
這一定不是文英阿姨教的 = =
10/19 12:49
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10/19 13:00,
快推!!不然人家以為我們看不懂...
10/19 13:00
※ jasonnn:轉錄至看板 KS96-314 10/19 13:12
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10/19 13:34,
程度很好 XD 文法用句也很通順! 給個推..XD
10/19 13:34
※ mapleroyal:轉錄至看板 KS97-316 10/19 13:46
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10/19 13:49,
翰陞水準，不意外
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10/19 13:51,
哭哭... 寫啥
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10/19 15:03,
程度不錯啊，而且打槍確實也沒有離題，哈哈~
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10/19 16:19,
程度不錯 遠超出現在學生的水準~~
10/19 16:19
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10/19 16:25,
不意外XDDDDDD
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10/19 16:26,
程度真得不賴！ 而且蠻切題的
10/19 16:26
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10/19 16:37,
100分!
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10/19 17:00,
雄中推!!!!
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10/19 17:08,
雄中之光！！！
10/19 17:08
※ timmyen:轉錄至看板 KS95-306 10/19 17:08
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10/19 18:09,
看西施學英文 XDDD
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10/19 18:16,
大推 雄中+翰陞 學弟超有前途的!!!
10/19 18:16
※ VicLien:轉錄至看板 KS92-312 10/19 19:19 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.164.6.151
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10/19 21:27, , 1F
快槍俠...可憐
10/19 21:27, 1F
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10/19 22:57, , 2F
= =+
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10/20 16:24, , 3F
推阿~~~寫得很讚
10/20 16:24, 3F
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