[轉錄]惡魔獵人凡赫辛!!
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作者: tonyrao (tonyrao) 看板: joke
標題: 惡魔獵人凡赫辛!!
時間: Wed Sep 21 02:55:28 2005
惡魔獵人凡赫辛
惡魔獵人凡赫辛為了維護人們的安全,四處捕殺吸血鬼。
一日,他來到了一個吸血鬼肆虐的小鎮。
經過多日的追蹤埋伏,終於看到了吸血鬼化身的巨大蝙蝠飛過天際。
凡赫辛拿出了連環銀箭十字弓,
咻~咻~咻~的發出了十幾發銀箭,厲害的箭術,全部命中。
只見那吸血鬼跌落,滑行翻滾了數公尺,摔個頭破血流、遍體鱗傷。
但是這樣並不能致吸血鬼於死地,凡赫辛抽出銀樁追了上去。
朦朧的月色下,傳來惡魔撕裂般的哀嚎………
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蝙蝠俠:「X的!又是你.....」.
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凡赫辛:「抱歉...認錯人。」溜掉。
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若君不用衛生紙,除非汝是用手指。
上天下雪不下雨,雪到地上變成雨。
變成雨時多麻煩,為何當初不下雨。
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變成屎時多麻煩,為何當初不食屎。
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