[轉錄][耍冷] 小明的祈禱
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: kick (真) 看板: joke
標題: [耍冷] 小明的祈禱
時間: Sat Oct 14 13:32:41 2006
小明：
「上帝啊，我願意用5566、183Club、K萬、Energy、Sweety.....
跟您換回被您帶回去的張雨生、梅豔芳、張國榮，再加個柯受良好嗎？」
上帝：
「孩子，你的祈禱我聽到了。來，這輛是我兒子昨天不小心玩壞的玩具小汽車，
除了窗戶破掉還少了兩個輪胎，車殼刮花又掉到馬桶裡沾了些屎外，沒有什麼大問題，
用這個跟你換門外那台你昨天才買的，閃亮亮的新賓士600好嗎？」
小明：「.............我不要。」
上帝：「.............那我也不要。」
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