[轉錄][轉錄][閒聊] 今天和女朋友的爸媽去吃飯....
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: rachel117 (( ̄▽ ̄)╭□乾杯■╮(^^) 看板: joke
標題: [轉錄][閒聊] 今天和女朋友的爸媽去吃飯....
時間: Tue Aug 2 22:29:35 2005
※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板]
作者: oioallen (愛倫) 看板: sex
標題: [閒聊] 今天和女朋友的爸媽去吃飯....
時間: Sun Jul 31 19:34:44 2005
星期假日是家人團聚的好時光...
於是乎...
我被繳請去吃飯了...
繼之前小女朋友的弟弟問她是不是處女之後...
我很怕她弟今天問我問題...
真希望她弟今天不會出現...
我帶著上上下下的心去吃飯了...
一路上....陽光好大....但我的內心是黑暗的....
到了女友家...叮咚叮咚....
女友可愛的跑出來接我....
她拉著我的手近門...
突然間....
我背上好涼...
對!是殺氣!好冷冽的殺氣啊!
女朋友的爸爸他用她反光的眼鏡看著我!
我:伯父好~
女爸:嗯......
後來...我不想看到的人出現了...
對!女朋友她弟....
此時真怕他問我:喂~我姐和你睡過了沒?
兩個人禮貌性的互相打聲招呼後...
大家開始閒聊...
我一直笑...笑的跟白痴一樣...
因為除了笑...我不知要回答什麼...
後來上了餐桌...
大家依舊閒聊...小女友開始小鳥依人...係在我身上...
平時兩個人一起時這樣很甜蜜沒錯~
但是...大小姐啊!妳沒驚覺妳"拔比"在瞪我嗎?
大家聊著聊著...
她媽說了一句話:我絕不容許我女兒發生婚前性行為....
我呆了一下不知回答什麼....
也許是緊張吧...一情急之下馬上應了一句:
我都有戴!
我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!
我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!
我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!
我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!
我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!
我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!
我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!
我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!
我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!
我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!我都有戴!
頓時.....
空氣停止流動~
女朋友的表情我看不到...
但是...女友的父母及她弟的嘴巴...都張的好開....
今天我一整晚的安靜...
竟然換不回這四個字...
T^T
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