[轉錄]不準丟水球
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: Israfel (israfel) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 不準丟水球
時間: Mon Mar 21 12:31:40 2005
因為看到學長講到高中母校的雙表..憶起了當年的往事,
話說母校阿魯巴和跨棟丟水球是流傳已久的傳統,
學校想禁也禁不了, 跑來警告學生的訓導主任, 通常會變成水球靶,
教官們通常都是躲在角落, 等到戰事稍緩之後才會出來勸止
通常丟完水球的隔天升旗,
我們都得聽雙表(訓導主任和訓育組長)輪流上台訓誡至少一個鐘頭,
不過..好像沒有人聽過他們到底講些什麼 XD
應該是高二那年, 水球大戰照例展開, 隔天的雙表訓話照例進行,
反正就那些: 丟水球危及校園安全, 學生可能會被水球砸傷住院..
(聽說真的有發生過..水球砸破玻璃, 造成學生受傷)
當天升旗結束回到教室之後, 水球大戰果然停火, (訓誡有效??)
第六棟和第七棟(水球大戰的傳統戰場)安靜了好一陣子,
突然, 從某間教室飛出了..
紙飛機!!
是的, 沒錯, 是紙飛機..
一架紙飛機飛了出來,
接著, 第二架紙飛機飛了出來..
第三架
第四架...
沒多久, 第六棟和第七棟之間都是紙飛機滿天飛舞,
好漂亮啊 XDDDDDD
隔天..雙表當然不可能不罵人的啊,
就看到鍾表(訓導主任)上台大聲喝叱:
你們知道摺紙飛機多危險嗎!!!??
摺紙飛機會危及校園安全!!
還可能造成學生受傷住院!!!!
我們當場愣在升旗台下....
升旗一結束, 所有的人都笑到不支倒地.....
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