[轉錄]雞雞樂

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: Rfed (R費) 看板: joke 標題: 雞雞樂 時間: Mon Oct 11 19:25:00 2004 http://www.subservientchicken.com/ 雜誌介紹的怪網站，只要輸入指令 螢幕上的雞就會照做 玩到有點頭皮發麻...覺得很噁心 -- Let the bad color not be seen. It attracts them. -- The Village -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 163.25.118.34
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打fly 他會飛哦 哈哈
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我叫牠去死,媽的,給我假死
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我叫他吃炸雞他沒有吃啊……
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好玩~~~~~推一下
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叫牠打排球,裝肖維,給我打棒球
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打pee牠尿超久的 -___-
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好好玩喔...XD
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我打take off the clothes牠拒絕耶 遜掉了
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原來是事先錄好的阿..打mask也會拒絕
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很多都會拒絕...= =
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eat yourself 真的吃起來了== ==
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那雞長的有點可怕耶...
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叫他burn會火燒屁股....
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climb他會亂爬...
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打drink還真的跑去喝水...
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打fuck他會不滿的跑到前面看你
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make love他會發情...
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kiss他會親枕頭
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fire in the hole 超屌啦!!
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還有fire.... 這隻雞太強了
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還有follow me..這是啥
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look book...他跑去看書櫃= =
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哈哈 我打split(劈腿) 他還真的劈
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還會學狗呢...
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我剛剛打masturbation...啥都沒做..@@
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打kungfu他會打太極
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靠 我打Anemia(貧血) 它變成頭暈狀...
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push up 會伏地挺身= ="
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打CREEP 好笑
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打ass 他會秀給你看...
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rock and roll !!
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my god
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SHOOT牠會作投籃狀=.=
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watch TV 會去拿遙控器坐沙發..= =
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exercise = =
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mad等他生完氣還會把東西收拾好
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play baseball 打棒球 ="=
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GO AWAY就跑了...
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crazy 他轉來轉去....
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打EGG他會生....不出蛋
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打slam dunk他好像會抓狂...
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打Hide他會躲起來
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duck,,,
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打Michael Jackson，真的跳耶
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打Michael Jordan它會投籃給你看= =
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打Tigher woods 他揮杆給你看
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Tiger woods
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打handstand會倒立....立不起來
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打dance 它跳的舞超難看=______=
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打suicide居然不自殺......
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借轉~
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打 hide 他會藏在沙發後面露尾巴
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叫他打排球，他給我踢足球
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我打go to hell...結果...
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他對我搖手指...
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打 sex 他也搖手指 打handsome也是
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打SUCK不知道跑去旁邊幹嘛...
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打take love 他突然靠過來= =..好可怕..
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我等等睡覺會做惡夢~"~...
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打burger king 他跟我比大拇指
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打 fuck 他把大拇指反過來比
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打go die就倒了
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打 mcdonalds (麥當勞) 他會搖頭嘆氣
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打 kick yourself 會踢鏡頭 表演武功
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打 kiss 他會親(啄?)鏡頭 然後扭屁股回去
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打 penis .... 無言 xDDDDDDDDDDD
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幹 要他手淫居然跟我嗆聲!
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打go to die結果他倒地裝死耶
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打 guitar 他會很 high ...xD
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打cry...還滿逼真的..030
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打 freeze 真的一動也不動
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smile變跳舞...=＿＿＿=a
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打 you good 他會不好意思
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nice<---好有禮貌...=v=
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run away (逃跑) 看不懂..
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helicopter<<還真的轉一圈...*3*+
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hit wall <<這個好笑XD
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robot<<噗....
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saturday night fever<<猜猜是啥舞
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碼的 我最怕雞了....== ==
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打kick 真的在踢
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打play computer game 和 vedio game
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牠都會唱管樂器 =.=
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打lightsaber牠會作光劍戰鬥狀
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strike out 他會用下勾投法投三振!!
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打homerun 牠會滿場跑
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打world peace 牠會做出很謎的動作
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不對，stike好像是保齡球不是下勾
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打ninja 牠會打拳
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我打LP他在原地自嗨~~~될
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他會裝死他會裝死~~~好可愛喔!!
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結論: 唉...為什麼是一隻雞...Orz
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打come on覺得有點恐怖...=_=
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打dance他會跳媽嘎咧哪
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打taco bell會有一個女的來跟他跳艷舞 = =
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打fart還真的轉身搖搖屁股放屁
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打go away它就走了XD
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打penis它就會獻寶...不過是雞的= =
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