[笑話] 九九乘法表
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作者: azen (囧rz...) 站內: joke
標題: [笑話] 九九乘法表
時間: Mon Dec 15 22:19:41 2008
有一個小學生很不喜歡上數學課,因為數學老師都不請假,
不是,是因為他對數學很沒sense,看到數字就頭暈,所以他都在課堂上睡覺。
有一天,小學生又在數學課堂上睡著了,
老師就把他叫起來:「來,站起來,背一段九九乘法表提振精神。」
小學生睡眼惺忪的站了起來:「蛤?喔...二一得二,二二得四...。」
背到一半小學生臉沉了下來,不繼續背了。
老師:「很好啊~怎麼停下來啦?」
小學生:「幹,我覺得我背表了。」
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