[轉錄]Re: [豪洨] 金斧銀斧

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: JALENROSE (it's in the game) 看板: joke 標題: Re: [豪洨] 金斧銀斧 時間: Sun Nov 13 20:24:59 2005 三位樵夫互相吹噓自己的力氣有多大， 『幹，我用單手就可以把斧頭丟到那小池塘的對面了』 『那有什麼，我敢說國內絕對沒有人丟斧頭贏的了我』 『是阿，我們還是去國外尋求挑戰吧』 下了決心，他們一起前往日本，挑戰東京傳說中的大湖 『什麼大湖，我看我還是隨便丟就丟過去了』第一個樵夫說道 說著一邊拿起了他的鐵斧頭，沒想到就在同一個時間，他突然感到跨下一陣奇癢 右手下意識的抓了抓跨下，沒想到一抓斧頭竟然不小心滑掉 在他的手上劃下了好長一道口子 『法克！』樵夫怒罵一聲，把斧頭重重的摔到地上，沒想到斧頭竟然彈到湖裡了 『撲通！』 這時候，一個女神緩緩的浮了上來，手上拿的正是樵夫的鐵斧頭 樵夫眼見斧頭失而復得，不由得轉怒為喜，笑嘻嘻的看著女神 女神：『幹 失誤了還笑得這麼開心，有沒有羞恥心阿』(沉) 第二個樵夫見狀，也拿起了他的斧頭用力一丟，無奈這位樵夫實在太廢 斧頭飛了不到10公尺就掉到湖裡了 『撲通！』 女神又緩緩的的浮了出來 樵夫：『對，那就是我掉的，你背後的那兩把金斧頭和銀斧頭！』 女神：『我斧頭都還沒拿出來，你怎麼知道我背後是什麼』 樵夫：『.................』 女神：『幹，你偷瞄』(沉) 第三位樵夫見狀，一把把前兩位樵夫推開，『我來！』 樵夫大喊一聲『喔伊喔伊喔~~~』同時奮力將上的斧頭擲出！ 看著斧頭飛行的拋物線，樵夫以為一定可以飛過對岸， 不由得興奮的舉起右手，大叫著：『出去了！』『出去了！』 『撲通！』 只見女神又緩緩的浮了出來 『幹 你以為這裡是台中嗎』 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.228.207.251
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11/13 20:27,
『幹 你以為這裡是台中嗎』
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穿綠色衣服的樵夫
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XD
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XD..其實還蠻好笑的..
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11/13 20:36,
這篇讚
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怎麼沒有樵夫失誤?
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有笑有推　　XD
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XD
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11/13 20:41,
雖然是酸文, 但真是太好笑啦XD
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有笑有推 XD
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寫的不錯
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※ gazrd:轉錄至看板 TaichungBun 11/13 20:44
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11/13 20:45,
推"你以為這裡是台中嗎"XD
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不錯啦 ps.打出台中實力也不錯了
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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看到台中才看懂XD
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看到最後豁然開朗
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100分!!!
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『幹 你以為這裡是台中嗎』XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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你以為這裡是台中嗎XDD
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100分 XDDD
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XD
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真讚
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滿分
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滿點　0_0b
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笑壞了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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台中真可憐 XD
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滿分~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDD
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有笑有推!
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100分
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滿分!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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11 gg
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借小的轉去ptt2礙牛版...
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哈哈哈哈~~~有好笑到喔~~讚耶^^
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100分
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硍~這個太屌了~推~!!XDDDDDDDDDDD
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讚翻了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDD
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讚啦!!!報了還是要推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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我不懂耶 但還是要推 有誰好心人 寫信解釋一下吧 sm囧
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身為台中人....還是要XD
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看不懂拉
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給看不懂的：看一下亞洲職棒大賽（？）就懂了…… orz
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讚拉...XDDDDDDD
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滿分!看到抓胯下就了解了!
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XDD 借轉班版
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※ wit0227:轉錄至看板 NDMC-M102-B 11/14 13:45
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XDDDDDDDDDDD 不爭氣的笑了 XDDDDDDDDD
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最後一個太經典
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『喔伊喔伊喔~~~』
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※ JALENROSE:轉錄至看板 Chinan_BM 11/14 22:52 ※ JALENROSE:轉錄至看板 Chinan_BM 11/14 22:59
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時事題........午迷心酸推orz
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哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!超屌XDDDDD
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有機掰到
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