[轉錄][討論] 幹 好西斯

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※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板] 作者: asdfrewq (修練中...) 看板: sex 標題: [討論] 幹 好西斯 時間: Sun Aug 21 17:06:10 2005 有天我在捷運上遇到兩個摩門傳教士 可能是我長的比較像阿斗阿吧 有一個來找我聊天 沒想到我英文破的很 開口就是where are you from... 然後就沒下文了 傳教士好不容易找到話題 開始跟我聊運動 然後我就很驕傲的說我打網球(因為在台灣比較少見吧...) 來看看對話吧 傳:Do you play basketball? (我很高) ASDF:No, I play penis. 我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩我玩陰莖 我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩 我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩 我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩我玩陰莖我玩陰莖 我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩 我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩陰莖我玩 ..... 傳:Are you serious? I guess you mean tennis. ASDF:No, I play pennis.(認真熱血貌) 幹 我怎麼在捷運上出櫃了阿 可是我真的不是gay阿 (￣▽￣＃)﹏﹏ 旁邊還有正妹驚訝的瞪著我 從此以後我不敢亂說英文了... 後記:另外一個傳教士在到站後 帶著驚恐的眼神看著我對跟我講話那個說 That man is terrible........ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.230.25.175
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61.228.203.160 08/21,
That man is playball........
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219.80.216.132 08/21,
哈哈~Are you serious? I guess you mean tennis
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218.160.24.197 08/21,
好白癡喔你 XD
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我笑了......本文笨版通用吧~
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哈哈...我也笑了
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我真的洨了~
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笑超大聲
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哈~~我笑了
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No, I play penis.
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不錯啊!!以後老外就不敢找你寮了
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61.217.98.10 08/21,
哇哈哈哈哈~~~超好笑的啦
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超好笑~
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滿分！！！！！！
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210.66.23.9 08/21,
That man is terrible........
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61.229.53.12 08/21,
推倒他啦~~
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140.116.36.24 08/21,
更精確一點要用反身喔 myself
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轉就可...
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給你推
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有北懶到
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就可 笨版通吃啦 XD
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61.228.110.165 08/21,
版名建議可以改成=>No, I play pennis.(認真熱血貌)
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61.230.166.177 08/21,
No, I play penis
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三位一體?
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210.58.12.212 08/21,
where are you from...幸好你還知道這句有錯..
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推 ~ 爆好笑~
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218.165.212.49 08/21,
推旁邊還有正妹驚訝的瞪著我 XD
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My pen-is very big XDDDD~
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NO I am serious
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跟我念，　是p-e-n-n-i-s, 有兩個s奧
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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penis penes
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幹!好好洨的一篇文~~xD!!!
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61.228.87.7 08/21,
真的很好笑
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whre are you from沒錯吧..
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XDDDDDD
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其實摩門教他們現在都會說中文 XD
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OGC
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哈哈哈...我笑到發抖阿~~一定要推阿阿~
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大笑中.....
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202.86.131.195 08/21,
好pennis
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XDDDDDD
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嚎洨？
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where do u come from或原po都是對的
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好多人推阿v(￣︶￣)y其實當時我還比手畫腳的解
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釋那是種小小黃黃的球 所以場面比想像中更囧...
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幹 超好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 推爆吧
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推啊 好好笑啊 嚇死那些阿多啊
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天啊太好笑了!!難得狂笑!!
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我笑了
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幹 現在很晚了 害我爆笑 隔壁的都聽到了
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XD
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幹 好笑!
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203.68.86.42 08/22,
哈哈 太好笑了 看到penis那邊 我笑到噴水
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啊哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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哈哈...XDD
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210.209.162.97 08/22,
XDDDDD Sure,You like to play pennis.XDDDDDDDDd
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孝道虛脫XD
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218.184.55.41 08/22,
轉JOKE了阿...
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這騙位啥沒M起來
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218.174.175.159 08/22,
好笑
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220.136.171.79 08/22,
No, I play penis.
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超好笑超好笑
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其實.....他們都會講中文....||||||
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我爆笑了
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218.164.8.34 08/22,
幹 洨死我了啦
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140.116.245.182 08/22,
No, I play penis.
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220.132.63.88 08/22,
XD
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218.165.221.125 08/22,
看了好幾遍還是狂笑XD
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140.116.117.128 08/22, , 1F
不要以為換個ID,就不知道那個人是你<(￣﹌￣)@m
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