[外絮] Knicks should release pricey JLin

看板Jeremy_Lin作者 (000)時間12年前 (2012/04/16 00:09), 編輯推噓22(22010)
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New York Knicks should release pricey Jeremy Lin http://ppt.cc/oDKA 這篇雖然不是正統的告白文,但我覺得算是『另類』的告白文, 跟大家分享~ 是華盛頓時報的專欄作家寫的(關華盛頓什麼事啊XD) CHICAGO, April 13, 2012 — On February 4, Jeremy Lin smashed his name into our lexicon in a way that only Tim Tebow could really understand. That day, the unsuspecting New Jersey Nets were victim to Lin’s 25 points, and New York fans were struck with the idea that their team’s offense could be something other than awful, a truly incredible feat, considering their two superstars in Carmelo Anthony and Amar’e Stoudemire are hardwired to take 20 shots per game. 這段主要再說Lin的橫空出世讓尼克球迷驚覺原來他們的球隊可以團隊進攻!XD Lin, unfortunately, was a curse in disguise for the Knicks. Don’t misinterpret this. He’s an elite player and will be one for several years to come, but he was an elite point guard in Mike D’Antoni’s point guard-worshipping system without at least one of his superstar teammates at all times. Next year, he’ll be a point guard in a traditional system with both of his superstar teammates. The Knicks shouldn’t even bother letting that happen; Lin’s the wrong kind of player. 但是Lin現在已經變成尼克的詛咒了。 別誤會作者的意思,她是說Lin的確是個好球員, 但在冷笑話系統下才能得到最好的發揮。 明年尼克又將回到傳統系統,而Lin顯然不是這類型PG的好選擇。 First and foremost, Lin’s ascension in the twitterspehere world of hype wasn ’t unwarranted. In 14 games in February, Lin averaged 21 points and over eight assists, the kind of numbers that most NBA teams dream of getting from their starting field generals. He pulled the Knicks out of a horrendous slump, winning eight of nine games and pulling them back into the playoff picture with his electric play and seemingly neverending magic. 這段在稱讚Lin之前的好表現將尼克帶回季後賽。 However, now it’s time to say thank you, and goodbye. 但現在該是說謝謝再聯絡的時候了! Whoever coaches the Knicks next year, whether it’s Mike Woodson or someone else, won’t lean on Lin as much as resigned coach D’Antoni did in his tenure. No one can lean on a point guard as much as that man. It’s not possible. The next coach of the Knicks will see that Lin enjoys throwing 15 shots up as much as anyone, and also see that those are 15 possessions that typically don’t end with good shots. After seeing the way Carmelo’s been playing with Baron Davis running the point, Knicks fans would start to get frustrated with Lin’s questionable shot selection, and Stoudemire would join Anthony in wondering why those shots aren’t going to them. 因為不管尼克明年教練是誰,顯然都會覺得幹嘛要給Lin在冷笑話系統裡擁有的出手權? 而且他的出手選擇又不怎麼好(這點我個人不同意啦XD) This would seem to suggest that Lin at the same price wouldn’t even be worth it anymore. But for the cash Lin will be demanding next year? That would be as cost-efficient as a Kardashian wedding. Lin went on a brilliant run this year but was injured just as he was starting to cool down and settle into a more sustainable groove. Next year, he’ll be paid like a man that can be Linsane on a nightly basis, but the money won’t be coming from the Knicks. The Knicks are already in terrible salary cap position as it is, owing $41 million to only three players, so giving Lin the money that he’ll be asking for doesn’t seem like a logical, let alone possible, decision. There’s no room for Lin on the roster, but more importantly, there’s no room for Lin’s paycheck on the Knicks’ books. 反正尼克也沒薪資空間滿足Lin提出的要求 Jeremy Lin was the best thing to happen to the Knicks this year and the story of the NBA season. But the Knicks would be much better off offering his paycheck to a championship-craving Steve Nash if anyone, and Lin’s shooting volume makes him a much better fit for a team like Charlotte with money to burn and a desperate need to get more than 90 points per game. Lin是這一季發生在尼克與NBA最好的故事, 但是尼克最好把支票付給渴望冠軍的Nash。 (這段很奇妙吧?付不起Lin的薪水,卻付得起Nash?所以我覺得作者其實在諷刺XD) 讓Lin去比較適合他的球隊吧!例如山貓。 他們有很多錢可以燒,而且迫切需要每場比賽超過90分。 (結果是在幫山貓搶人?XDD) Lin played tremendously for the Knicks and they wouldn’t have this chance to make the playoffs without him. He’s been everything they asked of him, but after this season, it’s time for Lin to go. 下面網友的回應也是罵翻了居多,其中我覺得最有趣的留言是這則: Good point. Here's how the Knicks should do it : 1. Release Jeremy to another team. 2. Watch Linsanity 2.5 continue on the new team. 3. Facepalm yourself as to why you did step 1. (我覺得美國人酸人超幽默的,都用正經八百的口氣在酸,好好笑喔! 其實我是為了這則留言轉這篇文,哈哈XDDDD) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.135.12.203

04/16 00:13, , 1F
留言 笑死+1
04/16 00:13, 1F

04/16 00:14, , 2F
他是認真的覺得要去黃蜂嗎XDD
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04/16 00:16, , 3F
他在酸尼克不認真留下林書豪 XDDDDD
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04/16 00:16, , 4F
XDDD
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04/16 00:17, , 5F
Mr大,我也是這種感覺,她在酸尼克放出要追Nash的風聲XD
04/16 00:17, 5F

04/16 00:17, , 6F
這就跟前兩天那個磚家一樣啊 故意想紅而已
04/16 00:17, 6F

04/16 00:20, , 7F
"磚家"?樓上故意的嗎? 我笑了 XD
04/16 00:20, 7F

04/16 00:20, , 8F
3.XDDDD 真的是另類告白文
04/16 00:20, 8F

04/16 00:21, , 9F
還有,有人留言說這個作者是芝加哥人,應該是公牛球迷,
04/16 00:21, 9F

04/16 00:21, , 10F
她是故意要慫恿Dolan再次做出蠢決策XD
04/16 00:21, 10F

04/16 00:22, , 11F
這篇還蠻好笑的,記者有點反串意味
04/16 00:22, 11F

04/16 00:22, , 12F
夏洛特山貓
04/16 00:22, 12F

04/16 00:26, , 13F
其實我都看不出記者是反串還是酸耶!感覺一線之隔 ^^;
04/16 00:26, 13F
※ 編輯: PTT0000 來自: 220.135.12.203 (04/16 00:28)

04/16 00:29, , 14F
原來是山貓隊,感覺更酸了XDD
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04/16 00:32, , 15F
黃蜂好像換了新老闆...夏天不知道有沒有可能開價追Lin?
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04/16 00:33, , 16F
講這種言論的專家我一律敬稱他磚家的 送他一顆石頭變磚
04/16 00:33, 16F

04/16 00:36, , 17F
磚家是指拿磚塊砸自己腳嗎?XD
04/16 00:36, 17F

04/16 00:37, , 18F
磚家XDD 讚!
04/16 00:37, 18F

04/16 00:38, , 19F
推外電XDDD好好笑XD
04/16 00:38, 19F

04/16 00:40, , 20F
尼克要圖謀人家的Nash 那有沒有想過太陽也在對Lin虎視眈眈
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04/16 00:46, , 21F
去醫龍團隊感覺還不錯欸,說不定可以看Lin健康出賽十幾年
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04/16 00:46, , 22F
我認真的說,要挖Nash不如把太陽醫療團隊挖來
04/16 00:46, 22F

04/16 00:47, , 23F
有翻譯有推
04/16 00:47, 23F

04/16 01:14, , 24F
謝謝翻譯與心得
04/16 01:14, 24F

04/16 01:26, , 25F
好好笑~~~~~~~~~
04/16 01:26, 25F

04/16 09:05, , 26F
太陽隊在亞利桑那鳳凰城 加州隔壁 離LIN家相對近
04/16 09:05, 26F

04/16 09:07, , 27F
醫療團隊強 需新血球員 或許LIN真的可以認真考慮
04/16 09:07, 27F

04/16 09:12, , 28F
太陽隊快來挖LIN我支持你!!太陽:敢挖我的Nash,我讓你兩頭空
04/16 09:12, 28F

04/16 09:14, , 29F
是說提山貓也太酸了吧XDDD 麥可喬丹表示:
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04/17 02:25, , 30F
可是我覺得太陽老闆腦X的程度跟杜蘭有得比耶....雖有醫龍
04/17 02:25, 30F

04/17 12:03, , 31F
是說太陽有打算把Telfair養起來嗎 如果留不住Nash的話還滿
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04/17 12:04, , 32F
希望他們去亂尼克的XDD
04/17 12:04, 32F
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