[外絮] Knicks should release pricey JLin
New York Knicks should release pricey Jeremy Lin
http://ppt.cc/oDKA
這篇雖然不是正統的告白文,但我覺得算是『另類』的告白文,
跟大家分享~
是華盛頓時報的專欄作家寫的(關華盛頓什麼事啊XD)
CHICAGO, April 13, 2012 — On February 4, Jeremy Lin smashed his name into
our lexicon in a way that only Tim Tebow could really understand. That day,
the unsuspecting New Jersey Nets were victim to Lin’s 25 points, and New
York fans were struck with the idea that their team’s offense could be
something other than awful, a truly incredible feat, considering their two
superstars in Carmelo Anthony and Amar’e Stoudemire are hardwired to take 20
shots per game.
這段主要再說Lin的橫空出世讓尼克球迷驚覺原來他們的球隊可以團隊進攻!XD
Lin, unfortunately, was a curse in disguise for the Knicks. Don’t
misinterpret this. He’s an elite player and will be one for several years to
come, but he was an elite point guard in Mike D’Antoni’s point
guard-worshipping system without at least one of his superstar teammates at
all times. Next year, he’ll be a point guard in a traditional system with
both of his superstar teammates. The Knicks shouldn’t even bother letting
that happen; Lin’s the wrong kind of player.
但是Lin現在已經變成尼克的詛咒了。
別誤會作者的意思,她是說Lin的確是個好球員,
但在冷笑話系統下才能得到最好的發揮。
明年尼克又將回到傳統系統,而Lin顯然不是這類型PG的好選擇。
First and foremost, Lin’s ascension in the twitterspehere world of hype wasn
’t unwarranted. In 14 games in February, Lin averaged 21 points and over
eight assists, the kind of numbers that most NBA teams dream of getting from
their starting field generals. He pulled the Knicks out of a horrendous
slump, winning eight of nine games and pulling them back into the playoff
picture with his electric play and seemingly neverending magic.
這段在稱讚Lin之前的好表現將尼克帶回季後賽。
However, now it’s time to say thank you, and goodbye.
但現在該是說謝謝再聯絡的時候了!
Whoever coaches the Knicks next year, whether it’s Mike Woodson or someone
else, won’t lean on Lin as much as resigned coach D’Antoni did in his
tenure. No one can lean on a point guard as much as that man. It’s not
possible. The next coach of the Knicks will see that Lin enjoys throwing 15
shots up as much as anyone, and also see that those are 15 possessions that
typically don’t end with good shots. After seeing the way Carmelo’s been
playing with Baron Davis running the point, Knicks fans would start to get
frustrated with Lin’s questionable shot selection, and Stoudemire would join
Anthony in wondering why those shots aren’t going to them.
因為不管尼克明年教練是誰,顯然都會覺得幹嘛要給Lin在冷笑話系統裡擁有的出手權?
而且他的出手選擇又不怎麼好(這點我個人不同意啦XD)
This would seem to suggest that Lin at the same price wouldn’t even be worth
it anymore. But for the cash Lin will be demanding next year? That would be
as cost-efficient as a Kardashian wedding. Lin went on a brilliant run this
year but was injured just as he was starting to cool down and settle into a
more sustainable groove. Next year, he’ll be paid like a man that can be
Linsane on a nightly basis, but the money won’t be coming from the Knicks.
The Knicks are already in terrible salary cap position as it is, owing $41
million to only three players, so giving Lin the money that he’ll be asking
for doesn’t seem like a logical, let alone possible, decision. There’s no
room for Lin on the roster, but more importantly, there’s no room for Lin’s
paycheck on the Knicks’ books.
反正尼克也沒薪資空間滿足Lin提出的要求
Jeremy Lin was the best thing to happen to the Knicks this year and the story
of the NBA season. But the Knicks would be much better off offering his
paycheck to a championship-craving Steve Nash if anyone, and Lin’s shooting
volume makes him a much better fit for a team like Charlotte with money to
burn and a desperate need to get more than 90 points per game.
Lin是這一季發生在尼克與NBA最好的故事,
但是尼克最好把支票付給渴望冠軍的Nash。
(這段很奇妙吧?付不起Lin的薪水,卻付得起Nash?所以我覺得作者其實在諷刺XD)
讓Lin去比較適合他的球隊吧!例如山貓。
他們有很多錢可以燒,而且迫切需要每場比賽超過90分。
(結果是在幫山貓搶人?XDD)
Lin played tremendously for the Knicks and they wouldn’t have this chance to
make the playoffs without him. He’s been everything they asked of him, but
after this season, it’s time for Lin to go.
下面網友的回應也是罵翻了居多,其中我覺得最有趣的留言是這則:
Good point.
Here's how the Knicks should do it :
1. Release Jeremy to another team.
2. Watch Linsanity 2.5 continue on the new team.
3. Facepalm yourself as to why you did step 1.
(我覺得美國人酸人超幽默的,都用正經八百的口氣在酸,好好笑喔!
其實我是為了這則留言轉這篇文,哈哈XDDDD)
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