[閒聊] 神準預測的座右銘
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打上名字,就可以偵測最適合你的座右銘
於是我打上 "黃泰京".......
黃泰京的座右銘是:『自負是安撫愚人的一種麻醉劑』
好準喔(驚)
於是,我再打上"張根碩"..........
張根碩的座右銘是:『要在江湖混,最好是光棍』
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金炳健的座右銘是:忍耐是痛的,但是它的結果是甜蜜。
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「時間到了嗎?」慌張男在飯店某間房門前踱步,看起來很不安。
「嗯…差一分就到點了。」小心男死盯著手錶的秒針,就是不看面前的
門板一眼。
「我們這樣下去不是辦法…」慌張男抓住小心男的手腕。
「你想怎麼樣?」和婚戒廣告不同的是,小心男不像女主角暗爽在心裡,
而是滿臉驚恐。
「最好的辦法就是…」慌張男作勢要抓著小心男的手敲門。「你去叫他
起床。」
「我不要——」小心男簡直要跪在地上淚求兄弟放他一馬。
「他起床了嗎?」金室長一臉疑惑瞪著這兩個小子,正事不做在這演哪
齣?早就說那傢伙再不收斂一點,遲早全公司都陪他一起瘋。
救星來了!小心男和慌張男很有默契的互換眼神。
「我剛想起來,服裝組好像有事找我。」慌張男一臉正色,但離開時差
點左腳絆了右腳。
「我、我、我要去和下午的媒體敲行程!」小心男從地上爬起來,不敢
直視金室長,用敬語說道:「室長,這裡就拜託你了。」鞠了個躬後,
迅速跑離。
金室長默默嘆了口氣。這兩個小子也只有這種時候,敬語講得特別溜。
也是,以為這兩個傻瓜能把人叫起來,其實是他傻了。
所謂經紀人是什麼?
就是經手一切沒人敢經手的事,雖然在粉絲的眼裡,那是個最接近天堂
的位置。
天堂啊……和地獄通常只有一線之隔。
金室長第一萬次無聲的嘆氣,從口袋拿出房卡,打開眼前那扇門。
To be continue.....
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