[轉錄][笑話]魔鏡阿~~~魔鏡~~~~
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作者: movieholic () 站內: joke
標題: [笑話]魔鏡阿~~~魔鏡~~~~
時間: Thu Nov 20 00:00:37 2008
史瑞克、安潔莉娜裘莉和比爾蓋茲有一天一起吃午餐。
史瑞克說,“我一直覺得自己世界上最強壯的人,但我如何能夠確定?”
比爾蓋茲說,“我很確信我是世界上最富有的人但我從來沒有確認過。”
安潔莉娜裘利點頭同意地說,“我被告知我是最美麗的,但我有時候會
懷疑自己。”
他們後來決議,唯一可以證實史瑞克最強壯、比爾蓋茲最富有以及安潔
莉娜裘莉最美麗這些論點的方法是去問魔鏡。
他們同意在第二天吃午餐的時候再碰頭宣佈結果。
隔天史瑞克笑著走來,“沒錯,魔鏡說我是世上最強壯的人。”安潔莉
娜裘莉說她的確是最美麗的。
比爾蓋茲走進來
問說:
“陳水扁他媽的是誰阿???”
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