[轉錄][耍笨] 自摸啦！

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: kaoru045 (俺の生き方だ) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [耍笨] 自摸啦！ 時間: Wed Apr 26 00:21:35 2006 小弟平時閒來無事時 都會和幾個牌咖摸個幾圈麻將 話說事逢期考週 四個不怕死的年輕人 在桌上不是討論功課 而是游個幾圈 更誇張的是從溫書假開始 連打三天三夜 吃飯-補眠-打牌的無限循環 打到考試當天 天亮時 就各自回家 洗個澡提神 趕去學校赴考 俗話說的好 打牌看書一定輸 想當然爾 一拿到考卷 就只能硬掰答案 寫著寫著 忽然意識有點茫然 打了起瞌睡 還做了個夢 我依稀記得 我好像又回到方城之戰中 牌型已經到了聽牌階段 而且是莊家門清清一色中洞八索 另外三家也虎視眈眈的等著胡牌 就在這個摩門特 我伸出了一隻手 摸了一張牌 靠夭 是八索啊 八索自摸啊～～～ 隨即二話不說 右手拿著那張八索用力的敲放在桌子上 "碰"一聲 然後用兩手翻倒牌 喊了一聲 "門清自摸清一色中洞八索！ 13台！ 給錢！" 然後 老師撿起被我推倒的考卷和鉛筆盒 自己手上拿著剛被我用來敲桌子的立可白 看著全班一副不可思議的表情 很茫茫然的和老師說：老師 清一色自摸！（現立可白） 師：我知道 下學期希望你能摸大三元 -- 和 鄭公喝過交杯洨的 才是真鄉民 老鄭！再乾！ 嗝！乾！ ＼ / （*￣□￣）ノ■☆■ヾ（￣□￣*） -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.160.46.147
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哈哈哈哈 你真屌耶
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為什麼是13台? :Q
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咦? 還真的是13台XD 看到大三元去了
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XDDDDDDDDD 強者
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還有莊家台...
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XDDDDD 哈哈哈!!
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你沒挪臺 鄭先生有看到
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莊家台算進去了
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04/26 00:57,
下學期希望你能摸大三元 ... XD
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XDDDDD
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師：我知道 下學期希望你能摸大三元
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太屌了
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推簽名檔
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好笑~~!!!!
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不推對不起自己阿~~~~
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不懂麻將看了還是狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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超好笑的啦！我第一次的推文就獻給這篇了！哈哈哈~~~~
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笑死我了 XD
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強~~~
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讚 不幫推不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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笑到快死掉
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好屌!!!!!笑到瘋了~
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!!!!!笑到瘋了~
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哈哈哈哈哈　好好笑
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※ Morre:轉錄至某隱形看板 04/26 14:54
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最近看到最好笑的一篇笨文...賞你N個XDDDDDDDDDD
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上大學以後好久沒打麻將...懷念阿...(借轉)
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※ aerover:轉錄至看板 ck57th315 04/26 16:27
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 你屌
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下學期希望你能摸大三元
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在公司看不能笑出來 害我憋到肚子好痛 XDDDDDDDD 借我轉寄一下
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本日最XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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※ blueskyocean:轉錄至看板 NUU-EO-97A 04/26 20:39
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了 轉PO至班版
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XDDD
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哈哈哈~~~真是笑死人了！
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD 雖然我不會打麻將XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 借轉 謝謝!!
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有笨到
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話說我們系上真的有通宵麻將團...改天去見識
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小聲說...(蘭友會也有...)
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