[閒聊] 爐石戰記俳句

看板Hearthstone作者yufung (我要做個好宅男)時間10年前 (2014/02/08 15:22)推噓6(6推 0噓 1→)

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大水怪爐石戰記圖文網誌好讀版: http://bigwatermonster.blogspot.tw/2014/02/hearthstone-haikus.html 俳句是日本古典文學的短詩形式, 三句的音節數為五七五, 可押韻或不押韻. 美國俳句似乎只要1, 3句次數相等就好, 有誤請高手指點. DuckOfDeath: Facing Warlock rush Finally get board control YOU FACE JARAXXUS! blood: Blind guy play hearthstone Find out about murloc decks Click random, win games Zeriyah: Sacrificial Pact Kills any demon on sight Even Jaraxxus Ragnaros smolders Behold, the Lord of Fire! Adorable sheep Ysera draws cards Calling forth aid from the Dream Often late to work Krazed: Tyrion, shiny guy The dude should have a theme song Silenced too often. Kogal: Game not Pay to win All cards earned by many fights Winning brings you fame DuckOfDeath: To much RNG This game is more luck than skill Top deck FTW Windmill: Is this pay to win Or is this game free to play Who cares, play the game Windmill: His deck was better He had more legendaries More excuses, please 他套牌比較好他擁有較多傳奇多點藉口, 拜託短評: 嘲諷度100% Milennin: Playing against a Priest. Facing the mighty turn-1 Cleric. I'd better concede. Losing board control. My only hope. Taz'dingo, heheh. With tears in my eyes. I witness this miracle. Sheep killing a Mage. Windmill: I need to top deck Must pray to RNGesus Woo! I have lethal DuckOfDeath: How does this game work No idea what triggers first We need a rule book 這遊戲到底怎麼玩鬼知道誰先觸發我們需要規則手冊短評: 眾多新手的心聲 SilentCaay: Your minions are lovely! Luckily, I'm playing Priest. Thanks for Ysera. 你的手下很可愛! 幸運地, 我正在玩牧師. 謝謝你的伊瑟拉. 短評: 改版前嘲諷度200%, 改版後被各式Turn 7打爆. The light shall burn you! Forgot about my Soulpriest... The light burned me, too. ;_; Rest: "The Coin is O.P" "I am an M.T.G Vet" Your Usual Threads "幸運幣太強悍了" "我是魔法風雲會老玩家" 你們平常的主題短評: 爐石走自己的路~ Worthy Opponent Oh Lovely, Another Priest Suddenly, Northshire. DuckOfDeath: Nat Pagle OP He can draw to many cards Silent fisherman Tetsuo: A japanese exam next week, Hundreds of kanji waiting for me, I write bad haikus instead. 下禮拜日語考試, 數百個漢字等著我, 我寫爛俳句代替. 短評: 別再逛論壇, 快去念書吧! Suriakk: This game takes zero skill Mulligan does not work right Turn trolls ruin the game 這遊戲沒有任何技術調度運作有問題回合白目毀了這遊戲 Caldari: Click on Casual, "Well met!" says the Paladin, "I will be your death!" Slickriptide: This thread has restored my faith in the community, as well as convinced me that every game company should require complaints to be presented as haiku. He has many cards I have only basic cards Clearly pay to win I dislike his deck His strategy defeats mine He needs to be nerfed His legendary Legendaries are auto win He is unskilled hack My legendary Legendary is countered Counter is OP 他擁有許多卡我只有基本卡美金戰士萬歲討厭他的套牌他的策略擊敗我他需要被削弱他的傳奇卡傳奇一出直接獲勝他是沒技巧的駭客我的傳奇卡傳奇一出被反制反制太誇張強悍短評: 嘲諷度100% Slickriptide: Many packs purchased Only one legendary Will not buy again! milllo: Rag is so OP Please will you draw it for me and hit what I see Zeriyah: Here on the forums Swap "OP" with "Marshmallows" Now hilarious Swigness: This is the typical forum thread" "Nerf X and Buff X" You ain't a developer So shut your pie hole Tacomancer: Oh look at you with Your Divine Shield. It's so cute, But I am a mage. 挖喔喔, 看看你你的聖盾術. 它是如此可愛, 可惜我是法師. 短評: 嘲諷度200% Kreuzfeld: VICTORY OR DEATH To the face forever more Warrior the best. Blood Knight says hello Eating Divine Shields like candy Paladin sheds tears. Injured Blademaster Their turn to bleed, you shout out Priest's friend forever Millhouse Manastorm Lorewalker Cho Pyroblast Best Player NA P2W OP Said no good player ever Please learn to play scrubs SilentCaay: Priest class FTW. Cleric, Shadow Priest, Soulpriest... My holy harem. Going first is fine, Unless it's against a Rogue. "This is 'r town, Scrub!" You have no mana. Your minions have all been used. Please click "End Turn" now... Praktyss: My dear Mad Bomber There's seven guys over there Why kill my Leeroy? 我親愛的瘋狂炸彈客對面有七個傢夥你炸死我的炸雞勇者? 短評: XD... "Hello", my turn one: Wyrm plus coin plus Images. Arena? "Well played" -- 美國鄉民的酸人功力無庸置疑. 來源: 官網 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.133.44.99

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