[討論] 黃乙己
從記者的新聞看到了孔乙己的影子
黃乙己一到立法院,所有喝酒的人便都看着他笑,有的叫道,「黃乙己,你身上又添上新綽
號了!」他不回答,對自家黨主席說,「煎兩份蚵仔煎,要一把蔥。」便舉了四十次手。他
們又故意的高聲嚷道,「你一定又舔了人家的總召了!」黃乙己睜大眼睛說,「你怎麼這樣
憑空污人清白……」「什麼清白?我昨晚親眼見你被摸頭,跪著舔。」黃乙己便漲紅了臉,
額上的青筋條條綻出,爭辯道,「一起合作不能算舔……合作夥伴!……新北市長的事,能
算舔嗎?」接連便是難懂的話,什麼「幽默互動」,什麼「人才濟濟」之類,引得衆人都鬨
笑起來:立法院內外充滿了快活的空氣
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