[黑特] 中國防疫
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[Three months ago…]
Dr. Li Wenliang et al. posted that an unknown pneumonia appears.
CCP caught them all and told everyone“Fake news! Nothing happens”.
Everyone believed it except Taiwan.
[Result]
An unknown pneumonia did appear in China.
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[A few moments later…]
CCP announced“No human spreading issue”.
Everyone believed it except Taiwan.
[Result]
More people got sick.
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[A few moments later…]
CCP updated the announcement “Limited human spreading issue”.
Everyone believed it except Taiwan.
[Result]
Highly transmissible cases appeared.
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[A few moments later…]
A Chinese specialist says “Don’t be afraid, we can control it”.
Everyone believed it except Taiwan.
[Result]
That Chinese specialist got infected.
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[A few moments later…]
The COVID-19 spreads in Wuhan… for a while…
Even it spread over world…
Still, only Wuhan had cases…
Even a few people doubted that “What a patriot virus!”
CCP insisted they don't hide anything.
Everyone believed it except Taiwan and few specialists in world.
(There is a journalist who interviews pedestrians in china.
People said “We believe in government and virus is negligible”
”People criticize that presses oversea are too exaggerated"
”Locals don’t care it”.)
[Result]
President Xi announced in public “Do NOT conceal any issue”
“Those who hide it would be nailed at the pillar of shame in history!”.
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[A few moments later…]
Just like approved by emperor…
Cities other than Wuhan can announce infected cases.
Next day,
OUTBREAK in China…
Within days,
Wuhan shut down…
(Now people worn mask in china now)
(Those people who believe in government and criticize overseas press hides...)
Until this moment, China was busy.
China called his little bro,
Tendoshxt in Winnie The Fun organization (WTF),
He said “This is not pandemic and China is doing well”.
Everyone believed it except Taiwan and few specialists in world
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[A few moments later…]
Outbreak and mess in China.
China's little bro Tendoshxt insisted that
“China, good jobs. There is no pandemic”.
Everyone believed it except Taiwan and few specialists in world.
[Result]
Japan: Diamond Princess; Korea: Cult assembly.
Wave by wave infected ones~~
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[A few moments later…]
Outbreaks in Italy and Iran…
China’s little bro Tendoshxt reluctantly said:
“OK~ Pandemic, but no faults from China!”
“We have nations of backward hygiene and medical system, so we are forced
to announce it >.^”
“China is doing wellllllllll!”
Everyone got awake: “WTF?”
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[A few moments later…]
Outbreaks in Euro…
China’s little bro Tendoshxt said:
“Hi guys, I make a tutorial for washing hands <3”
No one cares.
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[A few moments later…]
China got a 5 min breaks from virus.
Official diplomat in China said:
“Virus comes from US Army!”
Trump: WTF
OK, we are calling it CHINESE VIRUS.
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[NOW]
“China CONQUERED virus!”
“What a TRIUMPH!”
“China the SAVIOR of the world!”
“We all appreciate China’s efforts!”
(Do you believe it...)?(Get fxcked):(Fxck CCP as my life career)
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