Fw: [問卦] 翻譯翻譯什麼叫做台灣價值消失
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作者: muse87131 (qwertyuiop) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 翻譯翻譯什麼叫做台灣價值
時間: Sun May 6 21:59:45 2018
※ 引述《kuojames2580 (我什麼都沒有卵用)》之銘言：
: 爬了一堆八卦版的文章和看了一堆文章
: 我還是不知道什麼叫做他媽的台灣價值
: 所以有哪位了解的可以翻譯翻譯什麼叫做台灣價值
先說，我是口譯不是筆譯，翻不漂亮
1. 台灣價值
表：Taiwan Value
裡：DPP number 1!!!!!!!
2. 啊不然你要投國民黨？
表：If you don't like DPP, go ahead and vote KMT
裡：You're still gonna vote DPP in the end, sucker.
3. 勞工是我們心中最軟的一塊
表：I will champion labor rights; I will prioritize labor rights.
裡：Fuck you all worthless laborors
4. 用愛發電
表：No nuke. Electricity can be generated with LOVE.
裡：Turn off your goddamn ACs, fat asses.
5. 薪水低就當作做功德
表：Don't focus on the money you make. Focus on the karma you earned by doing such good deeds.
裡：Accept the fact that you're a loser and SUCK MY KARMA, you piece of shit.
6. 你們要跟你老闆說，台灣就是這樣，勞方不自己去跟資方說，都跟政府抗議
表：Talk to your employers and ask for better benefits.
裡：None of my fucking business. Get lost.
7. 謙卑、謙卑、再謙卑
表：Be humble. Be humble. Be humble.
裡：Now we can do whatever we want, fuck yeah.
8. 中華民國是流亡政府
表：ROC is a government in exile
裡：Not if I'm the president
最後來點反台灣價值的
9. 垃圾不分藍綠
表：Taipei can help other areas with their garbage disposal.
裡：Both KMT and DPP suck big time.
應鄉民要求補：
10. 親中愛台
表：Just because I maintain close relation with China doesn't mean I betray Taiwan.
裡：Only DPP can do that.
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