[長恨] 當女生真的很煩!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
黑頭髮被說裝低調,亞麻黃被說騷,挑染被說台,染淺被說像藤真
不燙說裝清純,燙微卷被說騷包,燙小卷沾醬油最好吃,
吃太多被說像妖怪,說太少被說在減肥,慢慢吃又說我做作,
去衝浪說我man,去跳舞說我賤,玩世紀又說我腐,
玩psp說我裝懂,玩ndsl說我幼稚,玩捏泡泡又說我腦殘,
吃麥當勞說我虐待工讀生,喝星巴克說我裝氣質,吃茹絲葵又說我耍大牌,
不戴耳環被說沒特色,戴大的被說像傳播,戴小的被說像宮城,
去誠品說我假氣質,去光南說我有夠俗,去河岸說我假搖滾,
吃蝦子不剝頭說我噁心,吃薯條加糖包說我白目,舔蛋捲冰淇淋說我淫蕩,
msn放照片被說勾引男人,不放說我搞孤僻,放藤真的又說我是t,
穿大內褲說我阿罵,穿小丁說我很破,穿普通的被說沒特色,
喜歡kitty被說智障,喜歡小布被說無腦,喜歡灌籃高手又說我詭異,
把某些人封鎖說我自以為,不封鎖又愛哭杯,開開關關又要叫保安,
上黑特說我沒氣質,上西斯說我破,上代買版說我愛揮霍,
逛西門說我沒品味,逛後火車站說我低級,逛東區說我假惺惺,
科科笑說我白痴鄉民,呵呵笑說我超敷衍,嗯嗯笑說我笑裡又藏刀,
穿普通內衣被說裝學生妹,穿紫色被說淫蕩,穿運動內衣被說像蕭十腎,
買華碩說太爛,換蘋果說我迷信品牌,買vaio說我耍闊氣,
打膈說我破壞他心裡的形象,摳人中說我幻滅,漬漬叫說我牙齒痛要看醫生,
穿襯衫被說要把扣子擠爆,穿套裝被說裝輕熟女,穿低胸說我騷又一直看,
打籃下說我賣高,射三分說我賣高,即停也說我賣高,下場喝飲料還聽到你說我賣高,
買milo說我耍潮,買alasha說我白目,買burberry說我亂花錢,
看新聞台說我嗜血,背國片台詞說我白痴,看海綿寶寶也說我水腦,
穿黑襪說我騷貨,穿網襪說我賤貨,沒穿又說我噁心,
拍照笑臉說我矯作,嘟嘴說我裝可愛,不拍自己又說我高姿態,
收集折價券說我小氣,拿貼紙說我貪小便宜,殺價又說我機車,
騎機車說我愛鑽洞,開車說我愛亂衝,騎腳踏車說我一窩蜂裝上流,
逛ikea說我耍氣質,逛無印良品說我台,逛十元商店說我像阿罵,
生日收別人禮物說我破,不收禮又說我耍高調,不想去別人為我辦的啪踢又說我屌屁阿,
看囧男孩罵我無聊,看九降風罵我浪費錢,看海角七號罵我盲從,
大聲說話批我沒氣質,細聲說話批我裝娃娃音,中等音量說我沒有感情,
綁馬尾說我裝年輕,梳瀏海說我裝可愛,抓捲翹又說我勾引男人,
喜歡周杰倫說我無腦,喜歡三井說我教壞小孩子,喜歡蒼井空又說我變態.
我操你媽的靠北!
幹!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
靠北靠母靠山靠海靠窗靠夭靠邊全部都去死啦!
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