幹 我這樣做...錯了嗎
幹 有人問我要怎樣做 女生才會覺得很窩心
我就把我多年來的經驗拿出來分享
結果沒人理是怎樣 早知道不雞婆了 幹...
交往前 她如果喜歡你
你做的小動作不管是什麼都會甘之如飴
不要懷疑 我還看過男生說幹
結果女生還說出"你好man"這種話
她如果不喜歡你
你做的小動作她應該會覺得很煩
怎麼一直糕糕纏
不然就是享受利用你對她的好
交往後 我個人覺得一個很適合的時機
就是月經來時
有聽過MC HOT DOG吧
MC就是月經 俗稱小紅
HOT是指那個來時 你要比平常更熱情
因為她已經很難受了 所以你要加倍關心她
紅豆湯跟黑糖水都可以 做給她吃包準她更愛你
DOG沒錯就是死做活做像條狗 被人打不能汪汪叫
她都已經不舒服了 你當然要體貼一點
有事弟子服其勞 有酒肆女友饌
等到小紅走了以後 她不更愛你對你更好
儘管打電話給我 我的電話3345678
記住十二點後 不要打電話給我 因為我睡了...ZZZ
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照顧女生是我們作男生的責任 外送宵夜是我本人的興趣
所以幫別人養老婆 我每半年都做一次
如果是碰到寒暑假的話 我還做兩、三次呢 http://0rz.net/5e02Y
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