剛剛去Seven買了點宵夜吃
看到保險套戴瑞溼超薄型的(三片裝的那種)
想說: ㄟ~最近工作的滿努力的...好像該買新的來補貨
而且以前我們家這邊的Seven都只剩綜合包(六片裝有三種類型那種)
我又不喜歡一顆一顆或轉來轉去的...
所以呢~二話不說就買下來
現在買保險套已經不會有尷尬的心情了
以前因為都會怕尷尬
所以買保險套都會硬再買瓶20元的飲料然後擋在上面
後面的顧客還有店員才不會看到~嘿嘿
但現在沒在怕啦~直接結帳去
到櫃台看到~ㄟ~~店員是個正ㄇㄟ耶~新來的嗎?大概才高中生而已吧
而且不僅正~還滿ㄏㄧㄠˊ(台語)的~
(其實應該不太可能高中生吧...12點不是有宵禁? 18歲以下好像要要待在家吧)
媽的~心裡本來有os:小姐要不要一起用啊~
靠被~想一想他媽的自己真變態...人家搞不好還未成年咧..
結帳輪到我了
我就用我那千垂百鍊的平常心
把戴瑞濕超薄包放在櫃台上
為了証明我真的他媽的很沒在怕的
還刻意一直看著她..
下巴還抬著高高的~~~
心想: 哈哈~ㄇㄟㄇㄟ~怕了吧!這就是大人的世界啊!葛格可以教妳喔~~~喵喵!!
這時...
那個小美女店員猛地抬頭
跟我四目交會!
靠腰~嚇死了.. 不過為了證明我的沉穩
我也一直看著她~
機掰的我還眉毛挑了一下~~~~~~~
四目的時間大概維持了4秒
她開口了.......
她說:
你買保險套喔 ? 你用的到嗎 ?
還露出一絲絲輕蔑的微笑
幹妳媽的格屄咧! 我他媽的用不用的到關妳屁事
居然懷疑我 ?
我本來想回說: 當然用的到啊~因為我等下就要把妳抓去強暴摟~ 笑? 等下就讓妳叫!
可是身為文明人的我還是恢復了理智
我就回她: 當然囉...這是大人的世界~小孩不懂啦!
最扯的來了.............
她居然回說:
我當然懂啊! 超薄的其實還好..沒什麼特別.. 還是震動的比較刺激....
幹!!! 我瞬間答不出話來.......
懦弱的我居然退讓了....
我最後說: 喔~沒有啦~其實是幫我朋友買的....= =
接著就落荒而逃~~~
靠腰! 完全被瞧不起啊~是怎樣~~~~亙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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