新二二八事件
二二八陳X豪勾引蔡X君劈腿,導致PTT Hate板暴走;
PTT Hate板暴走,導致包括在下的鄉民想看黑特人數破五千;
想看黑特人數破五千下,某位強者喊出「黑特人數破五千就去總統府前遛鳥」;
黑特人數破五千,這位強者為守諾言,到總統府前遛鳥;
到總統府前遛鳥的行為,造成大量鄉民及SNG車圍觀;
在大量圍觀群眾高喊「OGC! OGC! XDGC! XDGC!」「二二八手槍護臺灣!」下,
新任遛鳥俠在總統府塔樓前擦槍走火;
遛鳥俠擦槍噴火,直中從總統府洽公出來的某行政院高級官員;
顏射朝廷命官,造成總統府前憲兵為制止此行為,以步槍托硬幹新遛鳥俠手槍;
憲兵毆打新遛鳥俠,導致新遛鳥俠因蛋蛋的哀傷而哀嚎,
造成鄉民群情激憤,同時大肆OGC噴射總統府,
總統府衛隊及武官亦紛紛以中華加農回擊;
混亂中有鄉民被淹死和嗆死,消息快速透過新聞和網路傳遍全臺,全島暴動!
此動亂同時亦被泛政治化,例如有謠言指稱阿扁不是被兩顆子彈打傷,
而是前述武器噴削過鮪魚肚。
事變一發不可收拾,各縣市及大學紛紛有民兵武裝起義,
打著「黑特軍」「鄉民陣線」「嘴砲兵」「自衛隊」等進行游擊戰。
政府宣布戒嚴,並展開洨白色恐怖鎮壓,本土黑特、西斯、泛洨勢力死傷慘重,
上述關鍵詞,如劈腿、鄉民、黑特、OGC、嘴砲等成為文字獄禁詞,在網路上直接過濾,
這些活動也都被視為叛亂行動被禁止!
就連無關人士,如「mim市長選舉剁鳥人」「哈佛快槍俠」,以及眾劈腿事件男女主角等,
均慘遭株連下獄,全島人心惶惶、風聲鶴唳。
不死心的大學生也秘密透過此時已被重重限制的BBS展開反對運動;
三十年後,BBS世代大學生終於主政,經過調查後,將事件經過公開並補償受害者及家屬,
史稱....哇,居然事情也是在二月二十八日開始,史稱「新二二八事件」,
不可思議,怎麼會有這麼巧的事!怎麼會有這麼巧的事!
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