幹甚麼啦!我又沒溺水!
話說今天下午我到游泳池游泳,快樂的練習著
蛙式,游了十幾分鐘,覺得蛙式很無趣,於是
換了自行發明的屍體式開始游了起來。
顧名思義嘛,屍體式就是如同屍體一樣漂浮在水上,
腳偶爾踢水讓身體前進,沒想到正當我飄得不逸樂乎的時候,
居然居然,救生猛男居然硬生生把我撈起來,著急的問:
小姐你沒事吧?你溺水了耶!
不停的乎我巴掌,痛得我連話也說不出來。
我是在游泳啦不是溺水啦!死白目救生員!!
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