[閒話] 譴責spiderman抄襲harry potter角色....

看板HarryPotter作者 (??)時間17年前 (2007/04/29 02:38), 編輯推噓9(1012)
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這是有關蟲尾(Peter pettigrew)的故事,原來魔地魔王的力量是來自於蟲尾。 這是他們年輕時候的故事了,而其實哈利波特的母親莉莉,和蟲尾曾有一段情。 請開始點閱連結: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0PaFLGwskc
背景:現代。Voldermort復活的黑暗時代。 角色:wormtail (Peter Pettigrew) Mary Jane (Peter's lover) Peter's grandmom Harry Potter (wormtail認識了一個令他想改邪歸正的女孩Mary Jane,她長得很像年輕時候的莉莉, 也就是哈利波特的母親) Mary Jane: Tell me you love me.... Peter: I love you so much (Pete kissed Mary) Peter: I'm gonna ask M.J. to marry me (替佛地魔王跑腿的工作老子不幹了!!) Peter's grandma: Oh...(hug Peter) Peter's grandma: It's the ring Uncle Ben gave me... Go on...Take it!! Make it very special for Mary Jane.. (蟲尾在回去向Voldermort老闆遞辭呈的時候,被不名人士攻擊!!!戒指都打掉了..) Peter: Accio ring 速速前!戒指。 (隱形斗篷掀開,原來偷襲者居然是充滿復仇心態的哈利波特!!) Peter: Harry.... Harry Potter: You knew this was coming...Pete!!! Peter: Listen to me! I didn't kill your father. (是我主人幹的,我只是通敵..) Mary Jane: What happened to you guys anyway..? Peter: It's complicated...(我不想讓你知道我的過去....) (Harry黑暗化後能力大增,死亡咒語連發!!!) Peter: I hate those things... (第一幕完) 背景:從前。wormtail年輕的時候。 角色:wormtail (Peter Pettigrew) Dumbledore Tom Riddle (後來的Voldermort) Peter's grandmom James Potter (長得和哈利波特一樣) Lily (長得和Mary Jane一樣) (Peter被不名物質附身,這物質是鄧不利多在代課魔藥學時曾經介紹過的危險物質) Peter: The suit....where does it come from?? Dumbledore: This substance amplifies aggression....It seems to like you.. Tom Riddle: Looking good..Pete....I love your new outfit (Riddle被痛扁一頓,種下報復的因子..) Peter: The power....it feels good.. Lily: I'm worried about you... Peter: I don't need your help. Lily: Everybody needs help sometimes Peter.. (James Potter 醋罈子發作,衝過來對質了!!!) James Potter: You didn't kill me like you killed my father (按:原來哈利波特的阿公的死也跟蟲尾有關..) (Peter黑暗面爆發,James Potter臉被炸爛!!) Lily: What happened to you...? Peter: I don't know... (wormtail陷入天人交戰...終於良心戰勝了一切..) Peter: I have to stop it.. (wormtail把邪惡物質驅走,該物質發現了一個更好的宿主,Tom Riddle..) Tom: Peter.. (Tom Riddle 被附身,轉換成Venom.... 不,這是哈利波特的故事ㄟ,當然是轉變成Voldermort) Voldermort: Ar.Ar..ArHHHHH!!!! Peter: I 've done terrible things. Peter's grandma: I know you will find a way to put it right (開始了一連串善良Peter與邪惡Voldermort的對抗) Lily: We have to forgive each other... Or everything we ever were, will be nothing. 結局:Peter敗,Voldermort勝 James Potter與Lily俱亡 進入Voldermort統治的黑暗時期 (第二幕完) 最近蜘蛛人廣告打太凶, 於是胡思亂想構思出來的, 貴版第一po,希望有好笑到,裡面的瑕疵就不要計較了。(我改了一些台詞) 我可是很辛苦才連結起來的.. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 122.126.74.2

04/29 10:08, , 1F
嬸嬸變奶奶了...
04/29 10:08, 1F

04/29 13:41, , 2F
蜘蛛人應該比HP早出現吧?
04/29 13:41, 2F

04/29 16:56, , 3F
標題殺人法@@
04/29 16:56, 3F

04/29 20:43, , 4F
老實說我看不懂
04/29 20:43, 4F

04/29 21:04, , 5F
我看不懂= =
04/29 21:04, 5F

04/30 01:02, , 6F
看不懂+1
04/30 01:02, 6F

04/30 07:10, , 7F
惡搞蜘蛛人電影台詞 寫成哈利波特的人物情節
04/30 07:10, 7F

04/30 15:43, , 8F
維大力?
04/30 15:43, 8F

05/02 22:51, , 9F
看完蜘蛛人後才懂,挺好笑的....XDDD
05/02 22:51, 9F

05/06 02:55, , 10F
個人非常喜歡SPIDERMAN,所以噓你的標題
05/06 02:55, 10F

05/06 23:34, , 11F
剛看完蜘蛛人三 推你的文 真的有笑點XD
05/06 23:34, 11F

05/08 14:13, , 12F
有笑點 可是標題太聳動了~"~ 而且我大推蜘蛛人3..超讚!
05/08 14:13, 12F

05/16 10:58, , 13F
大笑 誰叫PETER HARRY都是菜市場名
05/16 10:58, 13F
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