[轉錄][情報]極惡搞! 義大利人說英文!!!

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: djpilifire (DJ 文聰) 看板: joke 標題: [情報]極惡搞! 義大利人說英文!!! 時間: Fri Mar 21 01:40:46 2003 語音檔: http://img01.rockacola.com/big5/download/11042_31724.mp3 內容: "peace on you" one day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast . she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!! Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she tella me :"everyone wanna fuck". I tella her " you don't undertsand me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch." So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to Go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed". He say:"you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch". I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you". and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy! -- DJ 文聰的霹靂火搞笑電音 MP3 下載網址: http://www.rockacola.com/music/artist_song.asp?artist_no=11042 DJ 文聰的電音混音創作 MP3 下載網址: http://www.rockacola.com/music/artist.asp?artist_no=13881 -- -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.csie.ntu.edu.tw) ◆ From: 61.216.232.149

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