[轉錄][笑話] 冰蛋蛋
※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]
作者: chris0616 (玄毛 ) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] 冰蛋蛋
時間: Mon May 23 20:37:21 2005
美女甲,乙,丙在一起討論關於男朋友的事
當話題轉到口交時
美女甲說
每次我幫我家小張吹喇叭時
都覺得他的蛋蛋好冰
一點溫度也沒有
美女乙說
我家小李也是欸
她們再問美女丙說
那妳家小陳的蛋蛋呢?
美女丙說
哼
我才不做這麼骯髒的事呢!
美女甲乙就一起大叫
笨女孩
要會幫男人吹才留得住他們的心啊
美女丙猶豫了半天說
我今天回家試試看
隔天........
美女丙鼻青臉腫地出現在其他兩人的面前
她們吃驚地問
妳是怎麼了
美女丙就恨恨地說
還不都是被那個屎人打的
............
昨天我幫他吹完以後明明還一臉很滿足的樣子
結果我告訴他一句話他就動手了
她們急問
妳到底說了什麼呀
美女丙說
我也沒說什麼呀
不過就是................
你的蛋蛋好溫暖喔
和小張跟小李的冰蛋蛋很不一樣喔..........
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