[轉錄][笑話] An English Joke
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作者: sixx (617) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] An English Joke
時間: Thu Jun 2 22:04:06 2005
Georege died in a fire. He's badly burn and can't be recognized.
Thus, cop called his two friends, Mike and John, to identify George.
When Mike came and saw the body. He told cop "Flip him over."
Cop did what he said. Mike looked at George's butt and said "no, not George."
Cop asked "how can u be sure?" Mike answered, "Cuz George has two assholes."
Then it's John's turn. John said the same thing, "Flip him over."
Cop fliped the body. John looked at George's butt and said "no, that's not him."
Cop asked "how can u be sure?" John said "Cuz George has two assholes."
The cops were confused and called both Mike and John.
The captain said "Are you sure that's not George."
Both answered "Yeah". The captain said "cuz he has two assholes? how?"
Mike and John said "Whenever three of us go to village, we always hear
people said 'lo, there comes George with those two assholes!"
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