[轉錄]笨版...豪洨文XD...贛我覺得她爸很可憐XD

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: deepspider (可憐高五生) 看板: StupidClown 標題: 我爸的體力 時間: Sun May 15 17:03:02 2005 我弟現在是一個高三生，而且交了一個女朋友，進展到本壘。 常常會在下課後和她女朋友回我家他房間做愛，然後再去補習。 因為我爸媽都是上班族，大概七八點才回家，所以都不知道這件事。 我下課在家偶爾會遇到他們，我是覺得很OK， 所以有看到他們的話就只是會打個招呼這樣。 ------------------------星期六我弟白天去補習的分隔線-------------------- 我爸媽之前訂了新的床墊，打算把我弟舊的那張換掉， 他們把床搬起來後，發現床底下有很多保險套的包裝紙， 兩個老人終於發現我弟的風流不羈，吃完不抹淨的瀟灑 於是決定要找我弟講一下..... --------------------我弟回來後一起吃晚飯的餐桌上的分隔線------------------ 爸：「那個弟啊，你是不是都和女朋友在房間做那個啊?」 弟(臉大紅)：「嗯嗯。」 爸：「你不要那麼年輕就那麼守不住啦，你看我當年一直忍，忍到二十八歲才和你媽結婚 ，所以你看到現在...」 媽(插嘴)：「到現在就沒力了(我在旁當場噴飯)，所以你還不儉省著用.....」 我爸... ▄ ▄▄▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄▄███▄▄ ▄▄█▄ ▄ ▄▄ ▄▄ ▄ ▌ ▄▄██▄▄ ▌ ▄▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▌ ▌ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄██▌ ▌ ▄▌ ▌▄██▌ ▌ ▌ ▌███▌▄▄▄▄▄ ▄ ▌ ▌ ▄████▄▄ ▄▄ ▌ ▌ ▄▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▌ ▌ ▄▄ ▌▄▄ ▄ ▄▄▌ ▌▄▄▄▄█▄▄ ▌ ▄▌ ▌▄▄▄▄ ▄▄ ▄▄ █▄▄▄▄▄▄▌▄▄▄▄█▄▄▄▄▄ 囧rz == 我想我爸原本是想說，到現在才能那麼勇..... == 圖感謝 fjumonkey 大大 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.165.122.239 ※ 編輯: deepspider 來自: 218.165.122.239 (05/15 17:04)
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我要推那個"囧rz" XDD
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我笑了
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天阿～推表情...好好笑..XD
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※ 編輯: deepspider 來自: 218.165.122.239 (05/15 17:10)
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要鬧家庭革命了
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哈哈哈....好好笑喔...
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哈哈~~~~~
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哈哈哈 超好笑
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那個圖好傳神唷~~~~哈哈哈
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哈哈~~~好好笑~~~XD
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超讚的啦 XD
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XD
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哈哈哈哈~~~~>"<
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推你媽的插話
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XD 推推推 好笑好笑
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真的很妙~~~
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囧rz.................XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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這篇一定要 M 啦 哈哈哈哈
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晚上應該會發生一些事 >//////<
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有趣。:)
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幹,笑死我了
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你媽好可愛喔~~
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XD。想問保險套包裝紙為啥不丟垃圾桶就好XD
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那個圖好寫實喔！畫的好棒....
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好好笑....
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我也不知道我弟為什麼不丟垃報桶....XD
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好想親眼看你爸的表情XDDDDD
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真是太讚了....XDDDDDDDDD好好笑喔!!!
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怎麼沒有人說.....炫耀文!!
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好好笑的圖XDXDXD
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哈哈~最後的表情實在太好笑了
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囧rz2的好阿~~~
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XDDDDD 好好笑
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笑到不行
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....笑翻了..
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好讚XD
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好好笑
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強者你媽媽!
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超好笑 orz
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XDDDDDDD
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圖太好笑啦 XDDDDD
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囧rz
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推...標題
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 唉,生男生女的差別,女生會被罵
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2007/01/08 XDDDDDDDDd
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e04....這個圖害我噴飯....
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XDDDDDDD
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2007/09/03 XDDDDDD
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