笑死啦
人之初：At the beginning of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically, all the sex are the same.
習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.
性乃遷：Sex will leave you..
教之道：The way of learning it
貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學：If you don't study hard,
斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.
竇燕山Dou, the Famous
有義方owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子All his five sons took it
名俱揚and their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過It is all your fault.
教不嚴If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學You may refuse to study this
非所宜but that is a real mistake
幼不學If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器It won't become hard and strong.
人不學If you don't learn sex,
不知義You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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西方漢學家翻譯的三字經一定要看,笑死我了
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