[轉錄]有被害妄想的歐巴桑和公車司機
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作者: hogolahe (河邊撿到的羅賴把) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 有被害妄想的歐巴桑和公車司機
時間: Mon Aug 2 17:54:45 2004
先說一下,我常搭的那班公車突然換了路線,使得很多人不知所措或沒搭到車
好不容易,我終於清楚公車路線了,有天補習班下課,照例搭了公車...
----------------------------這是車上------------------------------------
因為是最後一班,車上沒什麼人,只有我,司機,還有一個年約50的歐巴桑
歐巴桑一上車就睡了,車上安安靜靜.....突然
歐巴桑(醒來):唉唷唷唷唷唷唷唷!!!!!!這是哪啊?????
我跟司機一起被嚇到!!(司機還抖了一下)
歐巴桑(提高音量):說!!你要把偶載到哪裡企?????
司機:喔~換路線了啦!!
歐巴桑:啥咪??換路線?你想幹麻???
司機:沒有啊~啊就換路線啦~~
歐巴桑:你...你速不速想對偶幹麻?
我在一旁一直忍住笑出來.....
司機:(火了)我沒事對妳幹麻?!我有老婆了啦!!我愛我老婆!!!!
我(內心os):不能笑...不能笑...
司機:是公司要改路線的啦!!改路線~~聽懂沒?!
此時被害妄想笨蛋歐巴桑突然了解了.....
歐巴桑:喔~~這樣喔...我剛剛很害怕ㄋㄟ~~~
司機:害怕搭錯車喔?
歐巴桑:不速啦~~偶以為你要對偶做什麼...現在不速有很多司機之狼嗎?
倫家速女生嘛~~~
司機:...........歹年冬又稿宵郎!!
我..我終於忍不住笑出來了....
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