[轉錄][閒聊] 大家有沒有玩過角色扮演啊?
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作者: a935438 (台灣猛男) 看板: sex
標題: [閒聊] 大家有沒有玩過角色扮演啊?
時間: Sun Feb 11 13:48:45 2007
我先承認我是阿宅
但是不代表我不能玩角色扮演
我最近找到ㄧ種阿宅自己可以玩角色扮演的方法
我自己就可以同時當被害人和加害人的角色
首先先把乙醚倒到抹布上
放在左手
再拿一把瑞士刀放在右手
然後就可以開始玩了
先幻想自己是單獨回家的女高中生
然後左手拿抹布摀住自己嘴巴
"嗚 ~ 誰 ? 嗚 ~"
再把抹布拿開幻想自己是歹徒
"噓~安靜一點~"
然後右手拿瑞士刀抵住自己脖子
"噓~想活命的話就安靜~很快就結束了~"
再拿抹布摀住自己
"嗚 ~不要~不要~"
這時候就可以脫褲子了
左手依舊拿著抹布摀住自己
右手開始拼命打手槍
"不要~嗚~不要~"
打到自己昏倒為止
醒來之後
就會發現這個遊戲有多麼好玩了
會玩上癮了
不說了我要去玩了
科科 ~
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