[轉錄][轉錄][閒聊] 有人邊打炮邊搞笑的嗎?
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作者: RHTZ (水餃殺手) 看板: joke
標題: [轉錄][閒聊] 有人邊打炮邊搞笑的嗎?
時間: Thu Sep 28 18:05:15 2006
※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板]
作者: Swashbuckler (黑麻銀杏) 看板: sex
標題: [閒聊] 有人邊打炮邊搞笑的嗎?
時間: Thu Sep 28 12:30:37 2006
前幾天我有一次用女上位
由於她不會瞄所以就由我來對
然後就是
「再前進一點」
「再後退一點點」
「再往左一點」
「是妳的左邊啦」
「好、好」
等到對準而且頭已經放進去
但女生還半蹲著還沒全放進去
我就說「坐、坐...」
接下來忍不住接了一句
「當自己家就好了」
然後隨著女方笑倒
下面也跟著"噗滋"一聲滑入
然後我們就用大笑不止的抽搐來代替抽插...
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