[轉錄][問題] 貓很煩怎麼辦
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作者: opengoodleg (開好腿) 看板: sex
標題: [問題] 貓很煩怎麼辦
時間: Thu Mar 10 01:06:25 2005
我女朋友養了一隻黑色的母貓 目前7個月大 平常相當乖巧
我和女朋友做愛的時候牠都會在旁邊安靜的觀賞
可是 機掰的是
有一次我準備幫我女朋友口交 剛脫掉她內褲
那隻貓突然衝過來 用舌頭舔我女朋友的陰道
我女朋友尖叫一聲 隨即變成舒服的呻吟
當時我氣的半死 而那隻貓還繼續在舔 我女朋友也叫的很爽
我非常憤怒用力的把貓扯起來往牆壁摔過去 然後換成我的舌頭
可是我女朋友竟然把我推開 跟我說 她想要那隻貓舔她
並且跟說如果我再把貓趕走 我們就不用玩了
我只好很無奈的抓著貓讓貓舔她的陰道、和奶頭 直到她高潮為止
(根據女朋友形容,被貓咪舔的時候有一種細膩的力道 還有貓毛柔滑的觸感)
at that moment我感到相當沮喪因為我覺得我的價值竟然比不上一隻蠢貓
或許我的智商比牠高可是我的舌頭確實輸給了牠 噢我的舌頭輸給一隻蠢貓
可是就在隔天,我脫了褲子準備幹我女朋友
這隻貓又衝過來 這次竟然開始舔我龜頭
幹你娘 真的很爽 於是我忍不住把女朋友推開 讓貓幫我口交
不一會就射了 全部射在貓臉上
我意猶未盡 把貓抓起來 找到牠的陰道 就把龜頭塞進去 開始幹那隻貓
幹著幹著 又射了 只見貓的肚子上全部都是我的精液
這時我女朋友哭了 她說 如果我寧願幹那隻貓不幹她
表示她的存在意義連一隻貓的存在意義都比不上 甚至比貓陰道的價值還卑微
那我們不用玩了
我無計可施只好讓貓加入我們性愛的行列
變成兩個人和一隻貓的3P
後來我總覺得很奇怪好像有點獸交的意味 這讓我覺得我相當骯髒
總覺得龜頭上都是貓味 雖然那隻貓很可愛
我曾經想把那隻貓從10樓丟下去 可是我女朋友一定會因為這樣跟我分手
現在這隻貓變成我和我女朋友之間關係的一道很大的阻礙
我們甚至無法進行正常的性生活 但是又不能把貓趕走
請問各位大大我該怎麼辦
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