[轉錄]強者復健師
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作者: kaeruzak (←怪怪的) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 強者復健師
時間: Tue Feb 22 18:05:57 2005
自從去年九月飛身上籃不幸墜地扭到腳之後,我的右腳踝就一直時好時壞,寒假到來
我終於下定決心,不碰籃球狂作復健直到腳好為止。
===========================開始說故事分隔線=============================
一如往常,我到醫院做復健,拿了複診單和健保卡(一直到現在我還是不願承認卡上
那個傻蛋是我)。一個年過50的歐巴刷著我的健保卡。
歐巴:"小底迪,今天國中放假啊?"
我:"拍謝阿姨,我已經大一了。"
歐巴:"大班升一年級尼哪,里還真好笑咧!"(OS:誰才好笑啊?)
我:"健保卡上有寫出生年月日,不然妳自己看。"
歐巴:"(with a 大嗓門)夭壽喔,里真的速大協生喔?贖債郵購杯逼非斯耶!"
我苦笑著,拿回我的健保卡。
===========================重點開始分隔線================================
低著頭走向我的電療機,值班的女復健師看了我的複診單。
女醫師:"你又來了喔?"
我:"是啊,沒辦法,腳一直沒改善..."
女醫師:"這麼說,你是指我的技術不好囉?(OS:如果在別的場合聽到這種話有多好..)"
我:"我才不敢咧..."
女醫師:"來,上床,脫掉。開始了喔,來...這樣行不行?"
我:"嗯...再強一點。"
女醫師:"這樣呢?"
我:"OK,這樣剛好,多謝。"
當然,我指的是我的電療機,脫掉的是我的襪子。
然後,她轉身替一個阿伯弄他的電療,我從背包裡拿出鋼煉,繼續我的等價交換。
她替那個阿伯調整好電流之後,一個輕盈的轉身,準備走回她的座位。說時遲那時快,就
像金剛芭比唱的"粉耗呆",原來她離我,真的只有一個轉身的距離。
我吃了一記拐子,在我的後腦。
我當場眼冒木星(木星比較大顆),頭重腳輕,有種要暈過去的快感(?)。
女醫師:"哇~~對不起對不起~~~"說完,她伸手要摸我的頭。
大概是神要我死吧?
天知道為什麼電線會在她腳邊,天知道為什麼電線又剛好碰到電流旋鈕,天知道為什
麼剛好一個絆倒可以把電線纏住電流旋鈕往"大"的地方轉?如果再給我一次這樣的巧合,
我寧願中大樂透。
她欲伸手摸頭→腳絆倒→踢到電線→電流增加→我變電鰻。
我:"嘎呀呀呀呀呀呀電電電電電電~~"
我開始懂,被道蓮的"九天應元雷聲普化天尊"打到就是這種feeling。
女醫生:"嗚哇哇哇~~對不起對不起對不起對不起~~~~"
===============================故事結束分隔線==============================
在那短短的七秒,我在掙扎中看到一道白光,一道很美很純潔的白光,在呼喚著我..
kaeruzak 於至今已過三小時腳依然是麻的 筆
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