[亂鬥]TW05 張雨生 - 我的未來不是夢
A: “I know that my future is not a dream, lalala~~(singing)”
B: “What the hell you’re singing?”
A: “That’s a song..my future is not a dream. I just up the ante for lotto.
I'm sure I will win this time.”
B: “Why you have so much confidence? You can not control the result of
lottery.”
A: “Ha ha, let me show you. Last night I was playing clickclickclick, and
certified over 1000 code. And I found one thing in those blur pictures.”
B: “What?”
A: “Watch this, this code 30myx has been repeated 30 times, and this one
21apw repeated 41 times. That’s a signal man!! A signal from god~.
30, 21 and other repeated number, I can feel that they were showing the
bingo number in the next lottery. Now please show some respect, you are
talking to a billionaire in future.”
B: “Let me see, hum...... I’m sorry that you might be disappointed,
billionaire. The number you said thirty, actually it's three-O, and
twenty one, actually it's two-L...... And you just said you up the ante
with all your money?”
A: ”Oh shit…”
A：「我知道我的未來不是夢，啦啦啦啦~~~ 」
B：「你在鬼唱些什麼啊？」
A：「這是一首歌啊，我的未來不是夢。我剛去加注買樂透彩券，這次我可是很有信心大
賺一筆的。」
B：「為什麼這麼有自信？你又不能控制樂透的開獎。」
A：「哈哈，讓我來告訴你吧，昨晚我玩點點點這遊戲，輸入了超過一千個認證碼。在這
些鬼圖片中，我注意到了一件事。」
B：「是什麼？」
A：「看，這張認證碼30myx已經重覆了30遍，而這21apw出現了41次。這是神諭啊！30、
21和其他一再出現的數字，我已經能想像到它們出現在樂透彩上的樣子了。現在，
請多尊重巴結我一點，我可是未來的億萬大富翁呢。」
B：「喔讓我看看，嗯……，我很遺憾你這位億萬富翁希望要落空了啊。你所謂的三十，
其實是3和o，而二十一，則是2和L……。呃，你剛說你全部的錢都下注了嗎？」
A：「……(嗶)」
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